1 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:16,250 EXCELSA FILM AND TOTO' 2 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:18,916 ARE PLEASED TO HAVE YOU ATTEND 3 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:21,458 THE PERFORMANCE OF 4 00:00:21,666 --> 00:00:24,250 MISERY AND NOBILITY 5 00:00:29,044 --> 00:00:32,961 Don Arturo, is this really Scarpetta's best comedy? 6 00:00:33,127 --> 00:00:37,086 Every time Eduardo Scarpetta writes a comedy, 7 00:00:37,294 --> 00:00:40,211 they say it's the best. And since this is the last one... 8 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:44,252 - Do you know the actors? - It's written here on the program. 9 00:01:35,211 --> 00:01:40,002 So many people! Maybe too many. Let's hope we have fun. 10 00:01:40,211 --> 00:01:44,419 Mrs. Margherita, be quiet. They're about to begin. 11 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:26,752 - Someone rang. - Why didn't you open? 12 00:02:26,961 --> 00:02:28,961 I am not your servant. 13 00:02:29,127 --> 00:02:33,127 From the way they rang, I think they're looking for you. 14 00:02:33,377 --> 00:02:37,836 We're not waiting for anyone, so we won't open the door. 15 00:02:38,044 --> 00:02:42,752 No, dear Concetta. I realize it's difficult for two families 16 00:02:42,961 --> 00:02:46,711 to live together in this sumptuous apartment, 17 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:50,377 and that you ladies have a right to argue every moment, 18 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:52,586 but we must open the door. 19 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:56,127 Dear Luisella, it could be good luck knocking at our home. 20 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,461 If it finds the door closed, it'll get angry and leave. 21 00:02:59,669 --> 00:03:02,711 I'll go. Alright? 22 00:03:03,294 --> 00:03:06,752 Thank that idiot husband of mine who believes in good luck, 23 00:03:06,961 --> 00:03:09,961 but don't expect me to open! 24 00:03:12,836 --> 00:03:16,877 - Pasqualino, who was at the door? - Nobody. 25 00:03:17,294 --> 00:03:20,919 - So you heard the doorbell? - Yes. So what? 26 00:03:21,127 --> 00:03:25,377 You should open, you're below. When they'll knock on the roof, I'll open. 27 00:03:25,961 --> 00:03:30,461 The door must be opened, otherwise, after knocking, people will leave. 28 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:36,086 Pasquale, do you expect people to leave before knocking? 29 00:03:38,294 --> 00:03:41,252 - It's obvious. - It could be a client. 30 00:03:41,461 --> 00:03:44,127 Someone looking for you to have a letter written, 31 00:03:44,336 --> 00:03:47,252 or for me, to have a picture taken. 32 00:03:47,586 --> 00:03:52,002 My Pasquale, nobody looks for us. 33 00:03:52,211 --> 00:03:55,544 Not even the Carabinieri Maresciallo. Mark my words. 34 00:03:55,752 --> 00:04:00,127 Unfortunately, our trades are becoming less popular. 35 00:04:00,711 --> 00:04:03,002 People have learned to write. 36 00:04:03,211 --> 00:04:06,086 Nobody comes to have a letter written anymore. 37 00:04:06,294 --> 00:04:09,336 - And photographs? - That's even worse. 38 00:04:09,544 --> 00:04:12,669 People have pictures taken by real photographers. 39 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,877 Unfortunately, we must change trades. 40 00:04:16,086 --> 00:04:20,127 - I was born to be a photographer. - That was your mistake. 41 00:04:20,336 --> 00:04:23,669 - You shouldn't have been born. - Sorry if I was born! 42 00:04:23,877 --> 00:04:26,211 Well, you're here now... 43 00:04:26,419 --> 00:04:28,127 Pupella... 44 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:31,877 - Pupella, are you eating? - Dad, I'm hungry. 45 00:04:32,086 --> 00:04:36,502 In such a poor home, how can you wake up hungry? 46 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:41,752 She didn't wake up hungry, she fell asleep like that. 47 00:04:41,961 --> 00:04:46,294 But she must not eat without saying it, or offering. 48 00:04:46,502 --> 00:04:50,127 - I am eating a piece of onion. - Onion! 49 00:04:50,336 --> 00:04:53,002 A girl like you eats that stuff? 50 00:04:53,211 --> 00:04:56,752 You should eat rose petals. Give it to me. 51 00:04:56,961 --> 00:05:00,211 This is porters' food, photographers' food. 52 00:05:00,419 --> 00:05:03,836 There's no water! The minute it's gotten, it's gone. 53 00:05:04,044 --> 00:05:07,794 - Don't look at me, I don't wash! - I do, sometimes. 54 00:05:08,002 --> 00:05:10,919 I am a man of literature, a clean person. 55 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:13,461 I don't digest dirty people. 56 00:05:13,669 --> 00:05:17,127 Speaking of digesting, before going, leave me money. 57 00:05:17,336 --> 00:05:20,461 We're out of bicarbonate soda and you must digest? 58 00:05:20,669 --> 00:05:25,336 No, Felice, I want to shop for groceries. 59 00:05:25,836 --> 00:05:29,127 Right. In fact, I am going to work 60 00:05:29,377 --> 00:05:33,586 to earn money to buy what is needed. 61 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:36,627 Sure! I know that when you earn some money, 62 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,294 you spend it with other women. - Me? 63 00:05:39,502 --> 00:05:42,419 I spend my money with women? He knows. 64 00:05:42,627 --> 00:05:44,877 That happened many years ago. 65 00:05:45,086 --> 00:05:49,294 You're telling me you haven't looked at women in many years? 66 00:05:49,502 --> 00:05:52,627 No, my Luisella, we live off of misunderstandings here. 67 00:05:52,836 --> 00:05:56,752 I meant I haven't eaten a nice meal in years. 68 00:05:56,961 --> 00:05:58,961 - He knows that. - Alright. 69 00:05:59,127 --> 00:06:03,419 But if I catch you talking to the Piedmont woman again... 70 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:05,669 What Piedmont woman? 71 00:06:05,877 --> 00:06:07,919 - Did I go to Piedmont? - Never. 72 00:06:08,127 --> 00:06:10,127 I never moved from Naples. He knows that. 73 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,127 I'm talking about the dressmaker downstairs. 74 00:06:14,127 --> 00:06:16,752 A dressmaker? Downstairs? A woman? 75 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:20,752 There're a woman downstairs? Pasquale, take a good look. 76 00:06:20,961 --> 00:06:23,877 - What are you saying, Luisella? - Alright... 77 00:06:24,086 --> 00:06:26,419 But you mustn't fall for women. 78 00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:30,419 Luisella, if I fall, I fall dead from hunger! 79 00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:32,544 - He knows that. - I know everything! 80 00:06:32,752 --> 00:06:35,086 - Peppeniello! Where are you? - Let's go. 81 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:38,419 Pasquale, your poor daughter didn't have dinner last night. 82 00:06:38,627 --> 00:06:42,336 Your poor husband didn't either. That's why I'm going out. 83 00:06:42,544 --> 00:06:45,961 Let's go. Au revoir, my family. 84 00:06:48,711 --> 00:06:51,627 Let's hope today is better than yesterday. 85 00:06:52,127 --> 00:06:55,377 Where's that soldier who came every day to have a letter written? 86 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,211 Discharged. 87 00:07:03,836 --> 00:07:06,752 - Don Gioacchino, our respects. - Tell me something, Gaetano. 88 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:09,127 Those people on the third floor... 89 00:07:12,252 --> 00:07:14,127 - Dad! - What is it? 90 00:07:14,377 --> 00:07:17,294 - The landlord is here! - Don Gioacchino! 91 00:07:17,502 --> 00:07:19,836 - Every man for himself! - No, Felice... 92 00:07:20,044 --> 00:07:22,586 - This way. - It's open. 93 00:07:22,794 --> 00:07:24,794 Go, go... 94 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:31,794 Bobby... Bobby... 95 00:07:32,002 --> 00:07:36,502 Rascal. You always run under the bed. 96 00:07:36,711 --> 00:07:39,044 Come here. 97 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:44,044 Rascal! I won't do anything to you. 98 00:07:44,252 --> 00:07:46,377 Come out. 99 00:07:46,586 --> 00:07:48,836 Don't run away. 100 00:07:49,044 --> 00:07:52,252 You've become spiteful. I can't stand it. 101 00:07:52,836 --> 00:07:55,377 Don't run away, Bobby! 102 00:07:56,419 --> 00:08:00,336 Bobby... Excuse me. I'm looking for my dog. 103 00:08:00,544 --> 00:08:03,127 You found us instead. Excuse us, madam. 104 00:08:03,377 --> 00:08:06,044 We came because we were playing hide-and-seek. 105 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,211 - To entertain the boy. - But I'm too undressed! 106 00:08:09,419 --> 00:08:12,127 - No, dressed too much... - You look fine. 107 00:08:12,377 --> 00:08:16,127 - Are you the Piedmont lady? - Yes, you live right below us. 108 00:08:16,377 --> 00:08:18,836 - We often speak of you at home. - Really? 109 00:08:19,044 --> 00:08:21,586 My wife likes you very much. 110 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:25,127 How nice! Don Felice, I'd like a favor. 111 00:08:25,336 --> 00:08:26,961 What is it? 112 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:29,377 Do you still work under the San Carlo porticos? 113 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:32,502 - I do home service. - He writes in homes. 114 00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:36,627 No. Will the gala performance in honor of the Shah of Persia 115 00:08:36,836 --> 00:08:39,627 be held tomorrow? - I think so. 116 00:08:39,836 --> 00:08:41,461 It will be. 117 00:08:41,669 --> 00:08:44,669 These Neapolitan ladies are driving me crazy. 118 00:08:44,877 --> 00:08:49,127 They all want a hat for tomorrow. I worked all night. 119 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:52,002 I am dead tired. 120 00:08:52,211 --> 00:08:55,752 When they put out the poster, will you tell me? 121 00:08:55,961 --> 00:08:59,461 - Of course. - If he doesn't come, I will. 122 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,794 The lady told me. I will come. 123 00:09:03,002 --> 00:09:05,919 Thank you, Mr. Felice. You are really nice. 124 00:09:06,127 --> 00:09:08,044 I like you lots and lots. 125 00:09:08,252 --> 00:09:10,586 The lady likes lotus. 126 00:09:10,794 --> 00:09:12,711 No, she like you lots! 127 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,044 Me? Don't look! 128 00:09:15,252 --> 00:09:18,252 - I was looking at the jam. - Don't look at it. 129 00:09:18,461 --> 00:09:22,336 - May I look at it? - It must be good. 130 00:09:22,544 --> 00:09:24,544 - Breakfast? - That, too. 131 00:09:24,752 --> 00:09:26,544 Please... 132 00:09:26,752 --> 00:09:29,669 I must eat at this hour. 133 00:09:29,877 --> 00:09:33,919 Got that? The lady must eat at this hour. 134 00:09:34,127 --> 00:09:36,544 - Her! - Even if I'm not hungry, 135 00:09:36,752 --> 00:09:38,877 I do so out of habit. 136 00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:42,086 - We eat at any hour. - Never! 137 00:09:42,294 --> 00:09:45,961 I still haven't gotten used to your cuisine. 138 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,919 - Our cuisine? - How can you? 139 00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:52,752 - We aren't used to it either! - I meant Neapolitan cuisine. 140 00:09:52,961 --> 00:09:54,586 Yes, the Neapolitan one. 141 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,752 Here, in Naples, you cook everything with oil. 142 00:09:57,961 --> 00:10:00,877 In the north, we cook everything with butter. 143 00:10:01,086 --> 00:10:04,002 - You cook with butter. - Everything. 144 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:07,961 We use oil, instead. We use up demijohns of oil. 145 00:10:08,127 --> 00:10:10,794 We even put it in salad! 146 00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:13,544 - We even make spots with it. - No! 147 00:10:13,752 --> 00:10:17,377 - See? This is an oil spot. - While spots in Piedmont 148 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:20,502 are made with butter. - No! Not that. 149 00:10:20,711 --> 00:10:25,419 But we use lots of it, even in our coffee-milk. 150 00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:28,294 We don't put anything in our coffee-milk. 151 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,836 - Nether milk or coffee. - They don't put anything! 152 00:10:32,044 --> 00:10:34,961 - Let's change the subject. - You don't like coffee-milk?? 153 00:10:35,127 --> 00:10:38,086 - Yes, but... - You prefer chocolate? 154 00:10:38,294 --> 00:10:41,586 - Rolls, "maritozzi"... - Please... 155 00:10:41,794 --> 00:10:44,127 Don't touch other people's things! 156 00:10:44,336 --> 00:10:48,377 No, poor thing! Let him be. He's just a child. 157 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:52,377 - There are adults, too. - Here, dear. 158 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:56,419 Thanks. Dad, I'll go see if Don Gioacchino is still there. 159 00:10:56,627 --> 00:10:58,461 Go, little one. 160 00:10:58,669 --> 00:11:01,502 Don't get an indigestion. Glutton! 161 00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:05,419 - Excuse him. - Children love jam. 162 00:11:05,627 --> 00:11:09,586 Then they become men and hate seeing it. 163 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,711 In fact, we don't see it anymore. 164 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:17,336 Why do you always run under the bed and make Mommy angry? 165 00:11:18,252 --> 00:11:21,086 - Behave. Don Felice... - Yes, Miss? 166 00:11:21,294 --> 00:11:26,002 - Remember the poster. - As soon as I see it... 167 00:11:27,627 --> 00:11:30,127 - What happened? - A mosquito. 168 00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:33,502 A big mosquito bit me. 169 00:11:33,711 --> 00:11:36,544 - I'm sorry. - Give me the fingernail back. 170 00:11:36,752 --> 00:11:39,794 It was a terrible bite. They bring Malaria. 171 00:11:40,002 --> 00:11:44,002 When you drink, I'll drink too. 172 00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:46,627 I'm not going today to get water. 173 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,627 Don't expect me to go! 174 00:11:49,836 --> 00:11:53,002 Mom, Don Gioacchino, the landlord, is coming up. 175 00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:56,211 - I'll get water. - No, I'll go. 176 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:58,419 - I'll go. - Leave it! 177 00:12:01,377 --> 00:12:04,002 - Good morning, Luisella. - Good morning, Don Gioacchino. 178 00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:06,627 - Is your husband here? - No. 179 00:12:06,836 --> 00:12:09,836 But there is Concetta. Talk to her. 180 00:12:19,044 --> 00:12:20,877 Don Felice, 181 00:12:21,127 --> 00:12:25,002 I am always alone and am pleased when you come. 182 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,211 The pleasure is mine. I will surely come. 183 00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:32,211 - If he can't come, I will. - No, Pasquale! 184 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,002 I will visit the lady. 185 00:12:35,211 --> 00:12:38,544 I will come too, so we can have a party. 186 00:12:38,752 --> 00:12:40,669 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 187 00:12:42,961 --> 00:12:45,961 You even have the courage to deny, scoundrel! 188 00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:48,294 You had better not come back. 189 00:13:06,211 --> 00:13:09,627 This is his gratitude after my sacrifices for him. 190 00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:12,836 Don Gaetano, believe me, I was a lady. 191 00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:16,836 If he keeps it up, I'll take my things and return to Mom. 192 00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:19,211 - Good for you! - Luisella... 193 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:22,419 Excuse me. Will you do me a tiny, tiny favor? 194 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:26,711 - What do you want? - I'm in love with Pupella. 195 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:28,919 You should tell her... 196 00:13:29,127 --> 00:13:32,544 You tell her. That is not my trade. 197 00:13:34,002 --> 00:13:36,002 As you wish, beautiful. 198 00:13:36,877 --> 00:13:39,919 You owe me 5 months rent. This is the last time I come. 199 00:13:40,127 --> 00:13:43,711 - We ask for nothing better! - I'll sit and wait for him. 200 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:48,919 Why do you always talk to my husband? Talk to Don Felice too. 201 00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:52,127 With both. I won't move until they come. 202 00:13:52,336 --> 00:13:55,502 They must pay me. Otherwise, first citation... 203 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,711 Then, second citation... 204 00:13:57,919 --> 00:14:00,502 Then, sentence and confiscation. 205 00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:03,919 Confiscation... What'll they confiscate? 206 00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:06,669 Look at their situation! 207 00:14:22,419 --> 00:14:27,252 Pasquale! The morning in honor of the Shah of Persia, will be held. 208 00:14:27,461 --> 00:14:30,002 Good, so we'll go back to the Piedmont lady! 209 00:14:30,919 --> 00:14:32,419 Peppeniello... 210 00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:36,627 As soon as the first client comes, 211 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:42,002 run to the pizza man and order the usual pizza. 212 00:14:42,211 --> 00:14:44,044 Don't worry, Dad. 213 00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,836 - Good morning. - I'm going to order a pizza. 214 00:14:48,044 --> 00:14:50,002 - Yes? - Some information. 215 00:14:50,211 --> 00:14:54,419 - What? - Which is the road to the station? 216 00:14:56,711 --> 00:14:58,419 Peppeniello! 217 00:15:00,211 --> 00:15:02,211 A false alarm. 218 00:15:02,419 --> 00:15:04,836 With so many people in Naples, 219 00:15:05,044 --> 00:15:09,211 did you have to ask me the road to the station? 220 00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:13,961 You think I'm here to have fun? I can write the information, 221 00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:18,586 I can do a map, but you must pay me. 222 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:22,794 How absurd! I wanted information, not a letter. 223 00:15:23,002 --> 00:15:24,877 You are absurd! 224 00:15:25,086 --> 00:15:27,252 Exploiter of human blood! 225 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:32,044 - Dad, well? - We got close. 226 00:15:32,877 --> 00:15:34,877 It takes patience. 227 00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:38,836 Darn! This must be a client. Don't look. 228 00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:43,211 Otherwise, he'll feel uneasy and won't stop. 229 00:15:44,336 --> 00:15:46,461 - Dad, can I go? - Just a minute. 230 00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:50,669 - You know where the station is? - Yes, but why ask that? 231 00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:54,336 - You must write a letter for me. - Run. 232 00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:57,127 - So... - A paper letter. 233 00:15:57,336 --> 00:15:59,836 - Not a porcelain one? - Something beautiful. 234 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:02,002 - Are you ignorant? - Yes. 235 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,544 Bravo, cheers for ignorance! Everyone should be like that. 236 00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:08,794 If you have children, don't send them to school. 237 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,377 - I don't have any. - Have them live in ignorance. 238 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:15,002 I only have a nephew. You must write the letter to him. 239 00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:18,836 - How old is he? - 45. 240 00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:23,627 - Here it is. - Whose is it? 241 00:16:23,836 --> 00:16:27,002 We write the letters before, so... 242 00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:30,627 - You don't know what I want to say. - But we'll save time. 243 00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:35,211 - You know my business? - Your nephew is 45? 244 00:16:35,419 --> 00:16:37,836 I wrote this 3 years ago. 245 00:16:38,044 --> 00:16:41,002 - For a 42 year old gentleman. - But he wasn't my nephew. 246 00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:43,627 - It doesn't matter. - I don't like it. 247 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,836 - You want it written over again? - All over again. 248 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:50,919 I will, but you'd have saved money with this letter. 249 00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:53,627 - If you want a new one, ok. - Good. 250 00:16:53,836 --> 00:16:56,419 That is why we are here. 251 00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:58,836 - Will you dictate, please? - Write... 252 00:16:59,044 --> 00:17:00,627 "Naples." 253 00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:08,044 "Naples, etc, etc." 254 00:17:08,252 --> 00:17:10,711 "Dear Giuseppe, nephew..." 255 00:17:10,919 --> 00:17:13,627 - "Dear Giuseppe" is enough. - He's my nephew. 256 00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:18,627 If you want, I'll write it. "Dear Giuseppe, nephew." 257 00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:20,836 - Hurry. - "Nephew..." 258 00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:26,002 "In Naples I doing the life of a gentleman." 259 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:30,002 "In Naples I doing..." I doing? 260 00:17:30,211 --> 00:17:32,627 - It's wrong. - You don't like it? 261 00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:36,211 - It should be "I'm doing". - Ok, it's more correct. 262 00:17:36,419 --> 00:17:38,419 You have me make mistakes. 263 00:17:38,627 --> 00:17:40,627 Incredible... 264 00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:43,836 I bought this suit. 265 00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:46,627 - Nice fabric. - It changed colors! 266 00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:51,419 - I always pay. - Good for you! 267 00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:53,836 You always pay? Good... 268 00:17:54,044 --> 00:17:57,627 Peppeniello, get two pizzas! 269 00:17:57,836 --> 00:18:01,627 "In the evening I going to the Tabarin." 270 00:18:01,836 --> 00:18:06,252 It should be "I go", not "I going". 271 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,086 "And I leave when they clost." 272 00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:13,919 It's raining ink here! 273 00:18:14,711 --> 00:18:18,002 - Clost? - "Clost the doors." 274 00:18:18,211 --> 00:18:22,836 When they close! You said "clost"... 275 00:18:23,211 --> 00:18:25,836 "Close." 276 00:18:26,211 --> 00:18:29,627 - "For this reason..." - Tell me your thoughts and I'll... 277 00:18:29,836 --> 00:18:33,627 "For this reason, send me some money." 278 00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:37,419 - Some money? - "I don't even have money 279 00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:42,627 to pay the scribe who is writing this letter." 280 00:18:43,836 --> 00:18:47,836 - And then? - Put the salutation. 281 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,836 Period. 282 00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:53,002 What salutation? 283 00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:56,627 - Go away. - What'll I do? 284 00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,419 I won't throw the inkwell at you because I need it. Get out! 285 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:04,377 - "Clost", "gone"... - Everything happens to us! 286 00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:08,586 - He just wasted my time. - The pizzas are ready, I need money. 287 00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:12,794 What money and what pizzas? I'm not hungry anymore. 288 00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:16,086 I don't want to eat anymore. Come here. 289 00:19:17,752 --> 00:19:21,752 Here. Go to the Cavaliere. Let's hope he helps us today too. 290 00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:25,336 Don Pasquale must pay rent. 291 00:19:25,544 --> 00:19:28,544 Felice must think of me and his son. 292 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,752 Sure. You take good care of that boy! 293 00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:35,336 - You don't even get him shirt. - I do too much. 294 00:19:35,544 --> 00:19:38,752 He's not my son, but the son of his first wife. 295 00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:41,794 You mean "the real wife"! 296 00:19:42,502 --> 00:19:47,127 Mrs. Concetta, be quiet or I'll get in trouble. 297 00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:50,544 No, I'll get in trouble. 298 00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:54,336 No, I'll get in trouble. 299 00:19:54,544 --> 00:19:57,752 - No, I will. - I will! 300 00:20:00,419 --> 00:20:03,461 No, I got in trouble by renting you this house! 301 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,877 Mom, forget it. 302 00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:08,252 Yes. Let's forget it. 303 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,211 Don Gioacchino, did you know she's not Don Felice's wife? 304 00:20:16,419 --> 00:20:19,419 His real wife is not dead. They've been separated 6 years. 305 00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:22,002 I don't care about these things. 306 00:20:22,211 --> 00:20:26,877 Mom, it's 2 p.m. Dad isn't back yet. When are we eating? 307 00:20:27,086 --> 00:20:29,252 My child, what can I do? 308 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,836 I certainly can't ask Don Gioacchino for a loan. 309 00:20:33,044 --> 00:20:35,211 Of course not! 310 00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:38,211 - I'm going to the pawn shop. - Good for you, Mom. 311 00:20:38,419 --> 00:20:41,627 I will pawn your dad's coat and a sheet. 312 00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:44,669 That way he'll learn to leave us at home without food. 313 00:20:47,627 --> 00:20:50,836 - Dear Felice, things don't change. - Yes. 314 00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:55,002 Someone who learned to write and studied hard, 315 00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:58,627 must be at the mercy of those who don't know how to write. 316 00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:02,044 There is a client. 317 00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:06,961 It's Marquis Eugenio. Marquis! 318 00:21:08,044 --> 00:21:11,836 - You want a photograph? - No, thanks. 319 00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:14,627 - So...? - Don Pasquale, do me a favor. 320 00:21:14,836 --> 00:21:17,627 - Of course. - Take this note to the theater 321 00:21:17,836 --> 00:21:20,836 to Miss Gemma. They're rehearsing and won't let anyone in. 322 00:21:21,044 --> 00:21:23,211 - But you... - They know me. 323 00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:26,419 - To her personally. - Alright. You wait here. 324 00:21:26,627 --> 00:21:30,419 - You'll be here when I return. - I won't move, don't worry. 325 00:21:30,627 --> 00:21:32,752 I am worrying. 326 00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:36,877 - Will you please check my stuff? - Go. 327 00:21:38,252 --> 00:21:40,294 Where are you going? You can't. 328 00:21:40,502 --> 00:21:43,294 I must take a note from the Marquis. 329 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,502 - You're a photographer or postman? - One and the other. 330 00:21:46,711 --> 00:21:48,711 We'll split his tip in half. 331 00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:51,919 Then I'll be momentarily distracted. 332 00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:55,127 Yes, but don't lose sight of the marquis. 333 00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:57,711 - I'll be right back. - I'll take care of it. 334 00:22:19,877 --> 00:22:23,461 - Excuse me. Who is Miss Gemma? - That one. 335 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,836 - The first one? - No, the tall, blond one. 336 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:33,461 - Thank you. - Hide, or they'll kick you out. 337 00:22:51,044 --> 00:22:54,836 Miss Gemma, Marquis Eugenio sends you this note. 338 00:22:55,044 --> 00:22:56,836 - Is there an answer? - No. 339 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,836 - No answer? - No, you can go. Thank you. 340 00:23:03,919 --> 00:23:06,919 "Dear Gemma, I'll be waiting at the usual time 341 00:23:07,127 --> 00:23:10,211 to tell you about my plan. Your Eugenio." 342 00:23:17,752 --> 00:23:19,961 - Shall we do it? - Yes. 343 00:23:20,127 --> 00:23:22,127 Photographer! 344 00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:24,544 - Where is the photographer? - Yes? 345 00:23:24,752 --> 00:23:27,752 - Are you the photographer? - No, I am his assistant. 346 00:23:27,961 --> 00:23:30,961 Pasquale, the photographer, is my partner. I can do it. 347 00:23:31,127 --> 00:23:33,752 Very well. We want a picture taken. 348 00:23:33,961 --> 00:23:35,752 - Both of you? - Yes. 349 00:23:35,961 --> 00:23:37,961 - Are you newlyweds? - We married two days ago. 350 00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:40,752 How lovely! She's cute. 351 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,961 Darn! May I? She's very cute! 352 00:23:45,294 --> 00:23:47,919 - My compliments. - No. 353 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,502 Believe me. I know life... 354 00:23:50,711 --> 00:23:53,586 Yes, a lovely photo. Let's go. 355 00:23:53,919 --> 00:23:56,294 Let's go... yes... 356 00:24:00,336 --> 00:24:01,836 Stop. 357 00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:06,752 - Is it ok without the heads? - What? 358 00:24:06,961 --> 00:24:09,794 - We'll take it in two phases. - What? 359 00:24:10,002 --> 00:24:13,377 First the heads, then the bodies, and then we'll attach them. 360 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,961 No! I want a normal photograph. 361 00:24:17,127 --> 00:24:20,586 - It will be easier for you. - No, take the picture. 362 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,794 Ready? Get lower. 363 00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:25,044 Get lower. 364 00:24:25,252 --> 00:24:27,252 More... more... 365 00:24:27,461 --> 00:24:30,086 Lower, down, down, down... 366 00:24:31,627 --> 00:24:33,669 I don't see you anymore. 367 00:24:33,877 --> 00:24:35,877 Newlyweds, where are you? 368 00:24:36,086 --> 00:24:38,044 Where you put us! 369 00:24:38,252 --> 00:24:40,252 Madam, you come up. 370 00:24:40,461 --> 00:24:42,461 Come up... There. 371 00:24:42,669 --> 00:24:47,086 You back up. Lower yourself as much as you can. 372 00:24:48,002 --> 00:24:50,836 - Alright... - Will I come out in the photo? 373 00:24:51,211 --> 00:24:54,377 - Well? - You'll ruin the photograph. 374 00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:57,586 No! I want a normal photo. 375 00:24:57,794 --> 00:24:59,586 What is Felice up to? 376 00:25:00,836 --> 00:25:03,627 Darn! It's beautiful. Come see. 377 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,627 - I want to see. - I'll take your place. 378 00:25:06,836 --> 00:25:09,627 You were like this? I would embrace her like this. 379 00:25:10,127 --> 00:25:12,502 - I don't see anything. - What? 380 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,794 - Nothing. - Is it possible? 381 00:25:16,211 --> 00:25:18,419 - Are you ready now? - Yes. 382 00:25:18,627 --> 00:25:21,002 - Ready? - Ready! 383 00:25:21,211 --> 00:25:23,627 - Who are you? - The groom. 384 00:25:23,836 --> 00:25:26,711 - What does he want? - I don't see anything. 385 00:25:26,919 --> 00:25:29,544 - How is it possible? - I see a black dot. 386 00:25:29,752 --> 00:25:32,336 Me too. Wait. 387 00:25:33,044 --> 00:25:35,627 These machines get dirty. 388 00:25:36,627 --> 00:25:39,002 Did it come off? Yes, it did. 389 00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:41,836 - What happened? - It was his eye! 390 00:25:42,044 --> 00:25:44,836 How insolent! What a lousy photographer! 391 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,502 Let's go. It's crazy! 392 00:25:48,502 --> 00:25:50,419 You put on such airs! 393 00:25:51,044 --> 00:25:53,002 - Did you see? - Did you see? 394 00:25:53,211 --> 00:25:55,627 - I said that! - Then what do I say? 395 00:25:55,836 --> 00:25:58,419 One can't work with such clients. 396 00:25:58,627 --> 00:26:01,002 I haven't taken a photograph in a month. 397 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,211 If you want, take one of me. 398 00:26:49,044 --> 00:26:53,336 - Pupella, I'll be right back. - Do as you wish. 399 00:26:53,544 --> 00:26:58,044 It doesn't matter if you don't return. As long as Mom does. 400 00:27:03,002 --> 00:27:05,836 Madam, it's been closed for over 5 minutes. 401 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:11,836 Don Gioacchino, what were you doing in that home? 402 00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:15,211 Those gentlemen owe me 5 months rent. 403 00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:18,044 Why are you in this area? 404 00:27:19,419 --> 00:27:22,627 I will tell you, but don't tell Dad. 405 00:27:23,419 --> 00:27:28,336 - I'm in love with Pupella. - You're on bad terms with your dad? 406 00:27:28,544 --> 00:27:31,294 Always clashing, always. 407 00:27:31,502 --> 00:27:35,294 Two months ago I took 3,000 Lira from his desk. 408 00:27:35,502 --> 00:27:39,502 He got angry, offended, and kicked me out of the house. 409 00:27:39,711 --> 00:27:42,711 - What a lousy father! - True. 410 00:27:42,919 --> 00:27:46,836 You don't need money, you found a girl with a dowry! 411 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:51,002 Don't be funny. I know Pupella isn't rich. 412 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:55,502 If I were you, I wouldn't kiss her. 413 00:27:55,711 --> 00:27:58,544 - Why not? - She'll bite you! 414 00:27:58,752 --> 00:28:00,919 For 3 days she hasn't... 415 00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:03,711 Her mother went to the pawn store. 416 00:28:03,919 --> 00:28:07,711 What? My Pupella is in this situation? 417 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:10,294 We must help her, but I don't have a cent. 418 00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:13,502 - Neither do I. - But I've credit with restaurants. 419 00:28:13,711 --> 00:28:17,711 - Let's go order a nice meal. - No. 420 00:28:17,919 --> 00:28:21,544 - Until they come, I won't move. - How much do they owe you? 421 00:28:21,752 --> 00:28:23,877 - 5 months. - I'll pay it. 422 00:28:24,086 --> 00:28:26,086 - Your word of honor? - Yes. 423 00:28:26,294 --> 00:28:28,919 Here is Mrs. Concetta. 424 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,211 Mrs. Concetta, you didn't get anything done? 425 00:28:34,419 --> 00:28:37,836 - It was closed. - Goodbye. Say hello to Pasquale. 426 00:28:38,044 --> 00:28:41,419 - You're not waiting for him? - I'll come in a few days. 427 00:28:41,627 --> 00:28:44,002 No, in a few months. 428 00:28:44,419 --> 00:28:47,044 - I'll come when I can. - As you wish. 429 00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:52,336 - Mrs. Concetta, enjoy. - Thank you. 430 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:57,836 Enjoy, my beauty. 431 00:29:00,002 --> 00:29:05,002 If your dad won't make peace, how can you give me money? 432 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:07,836 Do you know my sister? 433 00:29:08,044 --> 00:29:11,002 - The dancer? - The "prima ballerina"! 434 00:29:11,211 --> 00:29:15,836 She adores me and Dad does what she wants. Let's go to the restaurant. 435 00:29:16,044 --> 00:29:18,877 My parents consider your dad a "nouveau rich". 436 00:29:19,086 --> 00:29:21,461 - He is a proper person. - I know. 437 00:29:21,669 --> 00:29:23,669 They are fixed on nobility. 438 00:29:23,877 --> 00:29:27,044 For them, he's still a cook who inherited from his master. 439 00:29:27,252 --> 00:29:30,252 You don't know how my uncle, Prince Casador, is! 440 00:29:30,461 --> 00:29:32,461 Then marry your uncle! 441 00:29:32,669 --> 00:29:35,669 Gemma, I love you, and will find a solution. 442 00:29:35,877 --> 00:29:38,461 This morning I met the person who can help us. 443 00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:41,044 Remember the man who brought you the note? 444 00:29:41,627 --> 00:29:45,461 We haven't eaten in 3 days and he says "enjoy"! 445 00:29:45,669 --> 00:29:48,669 He doesn't know what state we are in. 446 00:29:49,627 --> 00:29:51,627 It must be Dad. Here. 447 00:29:53,711 --> 00:29:57,919 Dad, finally you're back. Give us money to buy groceries. 448 00:29:58,127 --> 00:30:02,419 I haven't earned a cent since this morning. 449 00:30:02,627 --> 00:30:05,211 Nothing? This poor child is hungry. 450 00:30:05,419 --> 00:30:07,419 - Are you hungry? - Very much. 451 00:30:07,627 --> 00:30:10,127 It's a sign of good health! 452 00:30:10,419 --> 00:30:13,836 - They are bad days. - Do another trade. 453 00:30:14,044 --> 00:30:18,877 I tried being a postman but wasn't able to. 454 00:30:19,086 --> 00:30:21,836 - What'll we do? - When Felice comes back, 455 00:30:22,044 --> 00:30:24,419 I'll try asking for a loan. 456 00:30:24,627 --> 00:30:28,044 I helped him many times, this time he'll help me. 457 00:30:29,419 --> 00:30:32,419 That must be Felice. Pupella, go open. 458 00:30:32,627 --> 00:30:36,627 When you saw it was late, you should've pawned something. 459 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:41,002 - I went, but it was closed. - Even that? 460 00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:44,211 It's Peppeniello. 461 00:30:45,627 --> 00:30:48,044 Where is your father? 462 00:30:48,252 --> 00:30:52,211 He's coming. I ran ahead because he wanted to kick me. 463 00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:56,127 - Kick you? - He should kill you. 464 00:30:56,377 --> 00:30:59,336 - That way, it'll be over. - What did you do? 465 00:30:59,544 --> 00:31:02,711 Nothing. He'd given me a letter to take to the Cavaliere. 466 00:31:02,919 --> 00:31:06,502 I put it in my pocket with some pizza my compare gave me. 467 00:31:06,711 --> 00:31:11,294 - The letter got soiled. - The Cavaliere didn't want it. 468 00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:16,294 You must learn a trade, and leave home! 469 00:31:16,502 --> 00:31:20,377 - We can't support you! - I'll leave, don't worry. 470 00:31:20,586 --> 00:31:25,211 I'm going to my compare. He'll give me something to eat. 471 00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:28,002 I'd like to come too! 472 00:31:28,211 --> 00:31:31,086 He'll find me a job and I won't ever come back! 473 00:31:31,627 --> 00:31:33,836 Peppeniello! 474 00:31:34,419 --> 00:31:37,419 - You're letting him go like that? - Poor thing! 475 00:31:37,627 --> 00:31:40,711 - They only mistreat him. - Mind your own business. 476 00:31:40,919 --> 00:31:44,002 - This doesn't concern you. - I mind my own business. 477 00:31:44,211 --> 00:31:48,002 - But I feel sorry for him. - Look who is talking! 478 00:31:48,211 --> 00:31:53,419 We're so weak, and waste energy arguing? 479 00:31:57,086 --> 00:32:00,919 - That should be Felice. - Finally! 480 00:32:04,836 --> 00:32:07,836 - Good morning, Felice. - Good morning, Pasquale. 481 00:32:08,044 --> 00:32:11,836 - We were waiting for you. - You could've begun eating. 482 00:32:12,044 --> 00:32:15,211 You don't understand. We were waiting for your money. 483 00:32:15,419 --> 00:32:18,044 This morning I didn't earn anything. 484 00:32:18,252 --> 00:32:21,211 And you were waiting for me? How can you think that? 485 00:32:21,752 --> 00:32:25,419 I didn't even write a postcard all morning. 486 00:32:25,627 --> 00:32:29,627 I sent Peppeniello to ask the Cavaliere for help... 487 00:32:29,836 --> 00:32:32,627 I met him on the stairs. Where did he go? 488 00:32:32,836 --> 00:32:35,127 He left home. 489 00:32:35,336 --> 00:32:37,919 He said he was going to work at his compare's. 490 00:32:38,127 --> 00:32:42,127 - He went to get another pizza. - Pizza... We talk a lot here. 491 00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:46,127 - But we never eat. - Don't get depressed. 492 00:32:46,336 --> 00:32:50,544 - Until there's life, there's hope. - Concetta, know who I met? 493 00:32:50,752 --> 00:32:54,961 - The marquis. - Great! I'm not hungry anymore. 494 00:32:55,127 --> 00:32:57,586 There's no use talking to you! 495 00:32:57,794 --> 00:33:00,586 He is a noble Neapolitan. 496 00:33:00,794 --> 00:33:04,211 When his mother died, I went to his home to photograph her. 497 00:33:04,419 --> 00:33:07,419 If your wife doesn't care, why should I? 498 00:33:07,627 --> 00:33:10,127 - It was just conversation. - Forget it. 499 00:33:10,377 --> 00:33:13,377 The marquis' father is a ladies' man. 500 00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:19,002 - By the way... - Why did you say that? 501 00:33:29,919 --> 00:33:33,127 Ladies' man. Loser! Enough! 502 00:33:33,377 --> 00:33:35,294 Enough! 503 00:33:35,502 --> 00:33:39,919 Yes, enough! It's a hell. We eat bread and poison here! 504 00:33:40,127 --> 00:33:42,086 Only poison! 505 00:33:42,294 --> 00:33:45,294 Concetta, what did you want to pawn? 506 00:33:45,502 --> 00:33:48,919 - Your overcoat. - What? 507 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:53,502 - You still have one? - Winter is coming up... 508 00:33:53,711 --> 00:33:56,919 Should I catch pneumonia? Ok, I'll sacrifice it. 509 00:33:57,586 --> 00:34:02,961 The pawn store is closed. Go to the charcutier. 510 00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:05,836 - To who? - The charcutier. 511 00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:10,002 - Who is that? - The grocer. 512 00:34:10,211 --> 00:34:13,211 - Then speak clearly. - The store keeper. 513 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:16,544 Leave him this and get a kilo and a half of spaghetti. 514 00:34:16,752 --> 00:34:19,836 Don't get big pasta because I don't digest it. 515 00:34:20,044 --> 00:34:23,419 With your hunger, you'd digest contrabass strings! 516 00:34:23,627 --> 00:34:27,211 Have him give you a can of tomatoes too. 517 00:34:27,419 --> 00:34:30,044 I like spaghetti full of sauce. 518 00:34:30,252 --> 00:34:33,627 Shall we make the sauce with sausage? 519 00:34:33,836 --> 00:34:35,586 With sausage? 520 00:34:36,377 --> 00:34:39,794 Have him give you a kilo of sausage. 521 00:34:40,002 --> 00:34:42,127 Don't get the ready made one. 522 00:34:42,377 --> 00:34:45,211 He has a meat-chopper machine. 523 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:49,127 He'll make it in front of you. 524 00:34:49,377 --> 00:34:53,377 We can't just eat spaghetti and sausage. 525 00:34:53,586 --> 00:34:56,961 Shall we make a nice pan of eggs? 526 00:34:57,127 --> 00:34:59,586 Fried eggs? 527 00:35:00,127 --> 00:35:03,419 - Eggs? Yes. - Then... 10 eggs. 528 00:35:03,627 --> 00:35:06,044 - You eat eggs? - If you give them to me... 529 00:35:06,252 --> 00:35:11,211 Make sure they are fresh. If not, forget it. 530 00:35:12,127 --> 00:35:17,961 We'll make them with mozzarella? Yes, it's how they're made. 531 00:35:18,127 --> 00:35:21,794 Get half a kilo of very fresh mozzarella of Aversa. 532 00:35:22,002 --> 00:35:23,961 Make sure it is good. 533 00:35:24,127 --> 00:35:26,127 Press it with your fingers. 534 00:35:26,377 --> 00:35:29,586 If milk oozes out, get it. If not, forget it. 535 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,961 That's it? Some dried fruit. 536 00:35:33,127 --> 00:35:35,961 Get 5 Lira cash 537 00:35:36,127 --> 00:35:38,586 and go to the wine store. 538 00:35:38,794 --> 00:35:41,377 Tell the vendor the photographer sends you. 539 00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:44,586 Get two liters of sparkling Gragnano. 540 00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:47,961 Make sure it's Gragnano, taste it. 541 00:35:48,127 --> 00:35:50,627 - If it's sparkling, ok. If not... - Forget it. 542 00:35:50,836 --> 00:35:52,627 What else? 543 00:35:52,836 --> 00:35:57,627 Go to the tobacco store and get 2 cigars for you and me. 544 00:35:57,836 --> 00:35:59,836 And bring me the change. 545 00:36:00,044 --> 00:36:03,419 There's Napoleon's coat in here. 546 00:36:03,627 --> 00:36:07,627 What? It's the coat I had when I got married. 547 00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:09,836 I know it. 548 00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:13,419 If I go to the sciattonier with this coat, 549 00:36:13,627 --> 00:36:15,836 he'll kick me out! 550 00:36:16,044 --> 00:36:18,419 - Besides, I can't go. - Why not? 551 00:36:18,627 --> 00:36:21,211 He has a suit I pawned and never picked up. 552 00:36:21,419 --> 00:36:23,836 I left him blankets. 553 00:36:24,044 --> 00:36:27,627 - Excuse me. - Marquis, what an honor! 554 00:36:27,836 --> 00:36:30,627 The marquis is here. A chair for the Marquis. 555 00:36:30,836 --> 00:36:33,419 - A chair. - Here it is. 556 00:36:33,627 --> 00:36:35,627 Ah, you got it. 557 00:36:35,836 --> 00:36:38,211 - Sit down. - A chair! 558 00:36:38,419 --> 00:36:40,419 A chair for the marquis. 559 00:36:41,377 --> 00:36:43,794 - The best one... - The best one isn't here. 560 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,627 The one below. Excuse me, Marquis. 561 00:36:47,002 --> 00:36:49,002 Please. 562 00:36:51,002 --> 00:36:52,586 Sit down. 563 00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:55,627 - You're standing? - Excuse me, Marquis! 564 00:36:55,836 --> 00:36:58,627 - Sit down. - Sorry, I was distracted. 565 00:36:58,836 --> 00:37:01,836 This morning I didn't see you, you disappeared. 566 00:37:02,044 --> 00:37:05,627 - To what do we owe this visit? - I need you. 567 00:37:05,836 --> 00:37:07,836 Don Pasquale, you must help me. 568 00:37:08,044 --> 00:37:11,586 It's a favor only you and your wife can do for me. 569 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:14,794 He hasn't come to ask us for money, huh? 570 00:37:15,211 --> 00:37:18,377 If he does, I'll slug him. 571 00:37:18,586 --> 00:37:20,086 What is it? 572 00:37:21,711 --> 00:37:23,336 Don Pasquale... 573 00:37:23,836 --> 00:37:27,252 Can I speak freely in front of him? 574 00:37:27,461 --> 00:37:31,044 You can trust him. Felice is my brotherly friend. 575 00:37:31,252 --> 00:37:34,127 Let me introduce him. Felice Sciosciammocca. 576 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:38,502 - Stand up. - I can't, I'm stuck. 577 00:37:38,711 --> 00:37:40,836 Pull... 578 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,669 He pulled up the whole works! 579 00:37:44,877 --> 00:37:47,669 - A pleasure. - Not much... My back... 580 00:37:47,877 --> 00:37:50,877 Did you see that girl this morning? 581 00:37:51,086 --> 00:37:54,044 - The dancer? Cute! - I want to marry her. 582 00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:57,044 - He wants to marry her. - Then marry her. 583 00:37:57,252 --> 00:38:00,252 My family is against it. She's a cook's daughter, 584 00:38:00,461 --> 00:38:04,252 Gaetano Semmolone, the cook who inherited money from his boss. 585 00:38:04,461 --> 00:38:06,877 - Cook... - What a lovely word! 586 00:38:07,086 --> 00:38:11,044 Your noble family won't accept a dancer, a cook's daughter. 587 00:38:11,252 --> 00:38:13,252 - Marry the cook. - Don't joke! 588 00:38:13,461 --> 00:38:15,461 - I am serious. - I'm marrying her anyway. 589 00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:18,669 - They'll have to accept her. But... - But? 590 00:38:18,877 --> 00:38:22,377 Gemma's father wants me to go to him with my family. 591 00:38:23,461 --> 00:38:25,877 Don Pasquale, only you can save me. 592 00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:28,044 - How? - Marry the cook. 593 00:38:28,252 --> 00:38:30,877 - Don't joke! - A cook in the family is nice. 594 00:38:31,086 --> 00:38:34,461 You will be Marquis Ottavio Favetti, my father. 595 00:38:34,669 --> 00:38:38,252 - You, Countess del Pero, my aunt. - Me, a countess? 596 00:38:38,461 --> 00:38:43,461 You could be the Prince of Casador, my uncle. 597 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:45,669 Me? Prince of Cassarola? 598 00:38:45,877 --> 00:38:48,502 - Casador! - It can't be. 599 00:38:48,711 --> 00:38:51,877 I'm not on that level. You've a more modest relative? 600 00:38:52,086 --> 00:38:54,586 - For example, a cook. - The cook exists. 601 00:38:54,794 --> 00:38:56,419 - The vice cook? - There is one. 602 00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:58,252 - The assistant cook? - There is one. 603 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,877 - I want to be in the kitchen. - Don't joke, Felice, please. 604 00:39:02,086 --> 00:39:04,086 Think it over carefully. 605 00:39:04,294 --> 00:39:07,877 If your girlfriend's father, the cook, catches on, 606 00:39:08,086 --> 00:39:10,086 he could beat us. 607 00:39:10,294 --> 00:39:13,711 We're not in a physical condition to react to beatings. 608 00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:16,544 - Don't worry, it'll be ok. - I hope so. 609 00:39:16,752 --> 00:39:19,127 - Help! - Again, Felice? 610 00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:22,127 Pull... 611 00:39:24,127 --> 00:39:26,127 - What is it? - A nail. 612 00:39:26,377 --> 00:39:29,127 - My poor lower parts! - Easy... 613 00:39:29,377 --> 00:39:31,794 - The back of the chair, here! - So, do we agree? 614 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:34,794 Just a minute, I don't remember who I am. 615 00:39:35,002 --> 00:39:37,377 - Prince Casador, my uncle. - What about me? 616 00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:40,127 - Marquis Ottavio Favetti. - I am Favetti. 617 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:43,377 - And I am Cassarola. - And who am I? 618 00:39:43,586 --> 00:39:46,586 - Countess del Pero, my aunt. - I'm not anything? 619 00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:50,127 I can't leave my daughter at home. Does she have a role? 620 00:39:50,377 --> 00:39:53,377 Yes. The marquis is good. We'll find a character. 621 00:39:53,586 --> 00:39:57,586 Prince... Marquis... Countess del Pero... 622 00:39:57,794 --> 00:40:00,794 - A queen is missing. - Don't joke! 623 00:40:01,002 --> 00:40:04,586 My aunt has a daughter. She can be my cousin, the young Countess. 624 00:40:04,794 --> 00:40:07,377 Lovely! I'll be a countess! 625 00:40:07,586 --> 00:40:11,586 Remember to look noble, haughty. 626 00:40:11,794 --> 00:40:14,794 - I'll look naughty. - What are you saying? 627 00:40:15,002 --> 00:40:16,961 - He said "naughty". - Haughty! 628 00:40:17,127 --> 00:40:18,586 Excuse me. 629 00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:21,961 - How will we go? - We're too weak to walk. 630 00:40:22,127 --> 00:40:24,961 How should we be dressed? 631 00:40:25,127 --> 00:40:27,377 Put on your Sunday clothes. 632 00:40:28,127 --> 00:40:33,127 These are our clothes for Easter and New Year's. 633 00:40:33,377 --> 00:40:36,377 - That's it. - I'll send you clothes tomorrow. 634 00:40:36,586 --> 00:40:39,586 - Heavy woolen underwear. - What for? 635 00:40:39,794 --> 00:40:42,127 - You can't see it. - But we need it! 636 00:40:42,377 --> 00:40:45,377 - You will be well compensated. - Thank you. 637 00:40:45,586 --> 00:40:47,961 I want to say something. 638 00:40:48,127 --> 00:40:50,127 We'll eat before coming, 639 00:40:50,377 --> 00:40:55,127 but if we should be hungry, is there anything to eat? 640 00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:59,127 Sure! There's broth, pasta... 641 00:40:59,377 --> 00:41:02,794 There are starters... caviar, oysters. 642 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,794 - Turkey filet. - Cod fish filet. 643 00:41:06,002 --> 00:41:08,586 - Pheasants. - Beans. 644 00:41:08,794 --> 00:41:11,794 - Cheese, tea. - Food for you and me. 645 00:41:12,002 --> 00:41:16,127 - Custard pudding, pies... - Mustard pudding... 646 00:41:16,377 --> 00:41:19,961 Pasquale... Pasquale! Perk up. 647 00:41:20,127 --> 00:41:22,127 Pasquale has just eaten. 648 00:41:22,377 --> 00:41:25,377 If you mention food, he becomes nauseous. 649 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:27,586 - My head is spinning. - Think of people who are hungry. 650 00:41:27,794 --> 00:41:29,794 - I'm dizzy. - Come on... 651 00:41:30,002 --> 00:41:32,961 Marquis, must we go far? 652 00:41:33,127 --> 00:41:35,127 This is the address. 653 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,961 Cavalier Gaetano Semmolone. 654 00:41:39,127 --> 00:41:41,502 Riviera di Chiaia, 155. 655 00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:45,461 - So it's agreed? - Yes, you're in good hands. 656 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:48,002 - Mrs. Concetta... Good-day. - Accompany the marquis. 657 00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:50,419 - My respects. - Marquis, excuse me. 658 00:41:50,627 --> 00:41:52,044 What is it? 659 00:41:52,252 --> 00:41:56,211 This gentleman who should be your uncle, Prince Casador, 660 00:41:56,419 --> 00:41:59,419 didn't say he had a wife. I am she. 661 00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:03,419 I could come and be the princess. 662 00:42:03,627 --> 00:42:08,002 I'm sorry, but my aunt, the princess, is very ill. 663 00:42:08,211 --> 00:42:12,211 Everyone knows. She hasn't left the house in a year. 664 00:42:12,419 --> 00:42:16,627 Hear that? If there had been another character, 665 00:42:16,836 --> 00:42:19,044 the marquis would have proposed it. 666 00:42:19,252 --> 00:42:21,794 The marquis' aunt is seriously ill. 667 00:42:22,002 --> 00:42:24,419 He may go home, and find that she's dead. 668 00:42:24,627 --> 00:42:27,419 You want to be dead? Go in the kitchen and prepare lunch. 669 00:42:27,627 --> 00:42:29,836 - Marquis, see you tomorrow. - Goodbye. 670 00:42:30,044 --> 00:42:32,002 Accompany the marquis. 671 00:42:32,211 --> 00:42:35,002 - Remember the clothes. - The undershirts! 672 00:42:35,211 --> 00:42:37,211 - They're not necessary. - They are. 673 00:42:37,419 --> 00:42:40,002 - I don't have any. - Listen! 674 00:42:40,211 --> 00:42:42,002 - Who was it? - Me. 675 00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:44,419 You'll make me fall, face to the ground. 676 00:42:44,627 --> 00:42:48,002 Enough! I don't want to live this life anymore. 677 00:42:48,211 --> 00:42:52,002 Tomorrow get back all my things. 678 00:42:52,211 --> 00:42:55,419 - All my things! - Don't raise your voice. 679 00:42:55,627 --> 00:42:58,627 Who knows what the people who hear think! 680 00:42:58,836 --> 00:43:02,836 What was pawned? A villa, a building, steamboat, a tricycle? 681 00:43:03,044 --> 00:43:05,961 A small ring for which I received 100 petty Lira. 682 00:43:06,127 --> 00:43:09,002 When you needed it, is wasn't petty! 683 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:11,877 When you love a man, you sacrifice anything for him. 684 00:43:12,086 --> 00:43:14,627 - Be quiet! - No. I will speak! 685 00:43:14,836 --> 00:43:18,836 I told you many times not to talk when I am here. 686 00:43:19,044 --> 00:43:21,836 - Let the man talk! - Sure. 687 00:43:22,044 --> 00:43:24,002 - Is Pasquale a man? - I'm not? 688 00:43:24,211 --> 00:43:27,211 I was saying... Is Pasquale a man to argue over? 689 00:43:27,419 --> 00:43:30,627 - I'll get everything back. - Very good, Felice. 690 00:43:30,836 --> 00:43:34,419 - Pasquale will give me the money. - Don't joke! 691 00:43:34,627 --> 00:43:36,836 Don't bother with her, Don Felice. 692 00:43:37,044 --> 00:43:39,002 - Who're you talking about? - You! 693 00:43:39,211 --> 00:43:42,211 - Come here. - Come here! 694 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,419 Stop it! 695 00:43:44,627 --> 00:43:47,419 - Stop it! - We are proper people. 696 00:43:47,627 --> 00:43:51,836 I'm a gentleman and am out of place in this dump. 697 00:43:52,044 --> 00:43:55,002 We are not Guelfi and Ghibellini! 698 00:43:55,211 --> 00:43:57,627 I am not a Ghibellino! 699 00:43:57,836 --> 00:44:00,836 It's impossible to live here! 700 00:44:01,044 --> 00:44:03,002 My gosh! 701 00:44:03,211 --> 00:44:05,211 We eat bread and poison here. 702 00:44:05,419 --> 00:44:08,627 I told you, we only eat poison here. 703 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,252 A mirage! 704 00:44:33,461 --> 00:44:36,752 I dreamed of the dancer's father, the cook. 705 00:46:45,377 --> 00:46:47,794 Excuse me. 706 00:46:48,002 --> 00:46:52,294 Excuse me, this morning I forgot my gloves. 707 00:46:53,294 --> 00:46:56,294 - Here they are. - Thank you. 708 00:46:56,502 --> 00:46:59,377 - Take care, Don Gioacchino. - Goodbye. 709 00:47:00,377 --> 00:47:02,002 Excuse me. 710 00:47:06,961 --> 00:47:11,377 - What are you doing? - We're not hungry and are dancing. 711 00:47:11,586 --> 00:47:15,127 I wanted to say I am not returning to his house. 712 00:47:15,377 --> 00:47:17,377 - Thank heavens! - Goodbye. 713 00:47:32,586 --> 00:47:36,336 It's the 3rd basket of flowers I've brought. What are you doing? 714 00:47:36,544 --> 00:47:38,586 It's Miss Gemma's name day. 715 00:47:38,794 --> 00:47:41,586 Best wishes! See you in a bit. 716 00:47:41,794 --> 00:47:43,419 - Bye. - Goodbye. 717 00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:47,586 Excuse me... Do you know a Don Vincenzo? 718 00:47:47,794 --> 00:47:51,044 - I am he. - I have a letter for you. 719 00:47:51,252 --> 00:47:54,627 - A letter? - From Don Michele, the middleman. 720 00:47:54,836 --> 00:47:58,627 - It has grease stains. - It always happens to me. 721 00:47:58,836 --> 00:48:00,711 It always happens? 722 00:48:03,002 --> 00:48:06,627 "Dear Vincenzo, this poor boy is the son of my compare." 723 00:48:06,836 --> 00:48:09,419 "But he is practically alone in the world." 724 00:48:12,086 --> 00:48:16,377 "His parents don't take care of him. He needs a job." 725 00:48:16,586 --> 00:48:19,586 "Can you have your boss hire him?" 726 00:48:19,794 --> 00:48:22,586 "From your friend Michele." 727 00:48:22,794 --> 00:48:25,127 - What is your name? - Peppeniello. 728 00:48:26,127 --> 00:48:30,127 I'll try, but if the boss says no, you must leave. 729 00:48:30,377 --> 00:48:32,961 And go where? I am starving. 730 00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:35,127 I realize that, but... 731 00:48:35,377 --> 00:48:38,377 Get back there and don't move. 732 00:48:38,586 --> 00:48:42,336 I'll try. If all goes well, I'll call you. What's this? 733 00:48:42,544 --> 00:48:45,127 The servant's outfit that Michele gave me. 734 00:48:45,377 --> 00:48:47,377 A servant's outfit... 735 00:48:47,586 --> 00:48:51,252 If we want to get you in this house, 736 00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:54,461 you must say you are my son. 737 00:48:54,669 --> 00:48:56,669 You must call me "Dad". 738 00:48:56,877 --> 00:48:59,794 If you'll let me eat, I'll even call you "Mom"! 739 00:49:00,002 --> 00:49:01,794 That's it! Go. 740 00:49:03,044 --> 00:49:06,627 I'd gladly have waited for her, but I cannot. 741 00:49:06,836 --> 00:49:10,419 My daughter went for a walk. She'll be back soon. 742 00:49:10,627 --> 00:49:13,627 - I'll go applaud her at the theater. - Thank you. 743 00:49:13,836 --> 00:49:18,836 So many lovely flowers! But your corbel is the nicest! 744 00:49:19,044 --> 00:49:21,627 - Corbeille! - Yes, in fact. 745 00:49:21,836 --> 00:49:24,836 It's nothing. I even brought a little diamond ring. 746 00:49:25,044 --> 00:49:27,419 With my initial. B as in Bebé. 747 00:49:27,627 --> 00:49:31,211 Bebé, excuse me. What is your name? 748 00:49:31,419 --> 00:49:35,211 What do you care? Call me Bebé. It's my pseudonym. 749 00:49:35,419 --> 00:49:38,836 Then I'll call you Bebé Pseudonym. 750 00:49:39,044 --> 00:49:42,002 - What is it? - I want to say something. 751 00:49:42,211 --> 00:49:46,211 Wait a moment. I'm talking to the gentleman. How rude! 752 00:49:46,419 --> 00:49:50,211 For the time being, I thank you. 753 00:49:50,419 --> 00:49:53,252 - Then my daughter will thank you. - Goodbye. 754 00:49:55,127 --> 00:49:57,086 What do you want? 755 00:50:00,002 --> 00:50:03,002 - My dear Gemma... - Bebé... 756 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:09,961 I came to wish you all the happiness your heart desires. 757 00:50:10,127 --> 00:50:12,377 - Thank you. - And also to... 758 00:50:12,586 --> 00:50:16,127 offer you this gift in memory of Mr. Bebé. 759 00:50:16,377 --> 00:50:18,002 Good for you. 760 00:50:19,127 --> 00:50:21,919 - Cute! - Cute? They are diamonds! 761 00:50:22,127 --> 00:50:25,961 - So what? Bettina, put it away. - Yes, Miss. 762 00:50:26,127 --> 00:50:29,294 Miss Gemma, if you were less cruel with me, 763 00:50:29,502 --> 00:50:32,502 I could do many things for you! 764 00:50:32,711 --> 00:50:36,294 You would be willing to do anything for me. 765 00:50:36,502 --> 00:50:39,086 - Except marry me. - Miss Gemma... 766 00:50:39,294 --> 00:50:43,294 I belong to a noble family and my family doesn't... 767 00:50:43,502 --> 00:50:45,502 Your family is right. 768 00:50:45,711 --> 00:50:49,502 Dancers ruin men. Forget about them. 769 00:50:49,711 --> 00:50:53,711 - I cannot live without you. - Then marry me. 770 00:50:53,919 --> 00:50:58,294 I'll come to the theater today, and to your home tonight. 771 00:50:58,711 --> 00:51:02,294 Your father asked me to come for coffee. 772 00:51:02,502 --> 00:51:05,919 If it pleases him, then come. Goodbye. 773 00:51:06,127 --> 00:51:08,127 Goodbye, Miss. 774 00:51:13,127 --> 00:51:17,377 You always find relatives who oppose a marriage? 775 00:51:17,586 --> 00:51:21,377 Yes, but Eugenio's family must accept it, after we marry. 776 00:51:21,586 --> 00:51:24,961 - If the deceit is found out? - Everything will be ok. 777 00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:29,794 Be careful. Men today have fun in deceiving girls. 778 00:51:30,002 --> 00:51:33,127 What are you saying? Eugenio is crazy about me. 779 00:51:33,377 --> 00:51:36,586 My husband was crazy about me too. 780 00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:40,377 - You're married? - I married 8 years ago. 781 00:51:40,586 --> 00:51:43,586 I married a man called Felice Sciosciammocca. 782 00:51:43,794 --> 00:51:45,794 - Is he dead? - I wish! 783 00:51:46,002 --> 00:51:48,794 - We separated 2 years later. - Why? 784 00:51:49,002 --> 00:51:52,127 He had a relationship, that scoundrel! 785 00:51:52,377 --> 00:51:56,794 - I found out, and we separated. - How you must have suffered. 786 00:51:57,002 --> 00:52:00,794 I still suffer, but not for him. 787 00:52:01,002 --> 00:52:04,127 For my son. He took him away and didn't let me see him again. 788 00:52:04,377 --> 00:52:06,794 - You have a son? - Yes. 789 00:52:07,002 --> 00:52:10,961 - You haven't seen your husband since? - No. It's best for him. 790 00:52:11,127 --> 00:52:14,127 I swear on my honor that if I see him, 791 00:52:14,377 --> 00:52:18,127 I'll stop being separated, and be a widow! 792 00:52:18,377 --> 00:52:20,002 Poor Bettina! 793 00:52:21,419 --> 00:52:25,836 To have you hired, I said you were my son. 794 00:52:26,044 --> 00:52:29,044 So, if someone asks, what will you answer? 795 00:52:29,252 --> 00:52:32,086 I'll answer, "Vincenzo is my father." 796 00:52:32,294 --> 00:52:37,127 Right. If they ask, you say, "Vincenzo is my father." Let's go. 797 00:52:43,044 --> 00:52:45,252 - Did you want something? - Yes. 798 00:52:45,461 --> 00:52:48,877 I wanted to see how much that second servant sleeps. 799 00:52:49,086 --> 00:52:52,836 - When I ring, he doesn't come. - Forgive him, he's a bit stupid. 800 00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:56,669 - Who is this boy? - Peppeniello. Say hello. 801 00:52:56,877 --> 00:53:00,502 - Your servant, Excellency. - Dear... Finally! 802 00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:04,127 - Are you Vincenzo's son? - Vincenzo is my father. 803 00:53:04,336 --> 00:53:05,961 Of course... 804 00:53:06,127 --> 00:53:09,127 I'll give this boy 10 Lira a month. 805 00:53:09,377 --> 00:53:11,127 It's too much! 806 00:53:11,377 --> 00:53:14,794 - If he's good, I'll increase it. - Thank you so much, Excellency. 807 00:53:15,002 --> 00:53:19,002 - What do you say? - Vincenzo is my father. 808 00:53:19,211 --> 00:53:22,627 Yes, I know. Look at this bell. 809 00:53:22,836 --> 00:53:25,836 With one ring, it calls my daughter's maid. 810 00:53:26,044 --> 00:53:28,127 It's not your business, and you don't move. 811 00:53:28,336 --> 00:53:32,877 With two rings, I call your father or the other servant. 812 00:53:33,086 --> 00:53:35,711 - Yes, Excellency? - What do you want? 813 00:53:35,919 --> 00:53:37,919 You rang twice. 814 00:53:38,127 --> 00:53:42,919 I've rung for 5 months and you never came. 815 00:53:43,127 --> 00:53:47,919 This time I didn't ring to call you, and you came. 816 00:53:48,127 --> 00:53:49,711 Go away. 817 00:53:49,919 --> 00:53:53,586 Today is a feast day and I don't want to get angry. 818 00:53:54,211 --> 00:53:56,836 Boy, be careful. 819 00:53:57,044 --> 00:54:02,461 If I ring twice, I'm calling your father or that donkey. 820 00:54:02,669 --> 00:54:04,669 - And I don't move. - No. 821 00:54:04,877 --> 00:54:08,586 If I ring 3 times, I call you, so come. 822 00:54:08,794 --> 00:54:12,419 Don't worry, the boy is very intelligent. Right? 823 00:54:12,627 --> 00:54:14,627 Vincenzo is my father. 824 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:18,502 The boy may be intelligent but I am not deaf. 825 00:54:18,711 --> 00:54:21,127 He's told me that 3 times! 826 00:54:21,336 --> 00:54:23,502 He's just a boy. 827 00:54:23,711 --> 00:54:28,544 Excellency, there's a carriage full of high class people outside. 828 00:54:28,752 --> 00:54:31,752 They're the nobles! The marquis' family 829 00:54:31,961 --> 00:54:34,961 that has come to ask for the hand of Gemma. 830 00:54:35,127 --> 00:54:36,961 Go receive them. 831 00:54:37,127 --> 00:54:39,377 No! Please... 832 00:54:39,586 --> 00:54:42,586 With that face, you'd chase them away. 833 00:54:42,794 --> 00:54:46,419 You go, you're more intelligent. I'll take care of the boy. 834 00:54:46,627 --> 00:54:50,252 - Make a nice bow. - I'll go right away. 835 00:54:50,461 --> 00:54:52,461 Go over there. 836 00:54:53,336 --> 00:54:56,336 You... come here. 837 00:54:56,544 --> 00:54:59,794 Hold still, don't move. That's it. 838 00:55:00,002 --> 00:55:01,627 Don't move. 839 00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:04,836 Whatever happens, don't move. 840 00:55:05,044 --> 00:55:09,461 - What if I should sneeze? - Hold it back. Don't move! 841 00:55:17,502 --> 00:55:20,711 Marquis Ottavio Favetti and his son, Eugenio. 842 00:55:20,919 --> 00:55:25,127 - Yes... - Come, Dad. Here's the Cavaliere. 843 00:55:26,627 --> 00:55:28,836 Mr. Marquis... 844 00:55:29,044 --> 00:55:33,252 the honor you are giving me today is so great, 845 00:55:33,461 --> 00:55:37,086 that I almost seem to have become idiotic. 846 00:55:37,294 --> 00:55:39,752 Come, aunt and uncle. 847 00:55:40,377 --> 00:55:44,419 I've the pleasure of introducing Countess del Pero, my aunt. 848 00:55:44,627 --> 00:55:46,627 I'm very fortunate, madam. 849 00:55:46,836 --> 00:55:50,461 - The young Countess, her daughter. - My pleasure. 850 00:55:50,669 --> 00:55:53,127 And Prince of Casador, my uncle. 851 00:56:02,211 --> 00:56:04,419 Prince... 852 00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:09,377 You have honored me so much today... 853 00:56:09,586 --> 00:56:13,002 - Enough. - It's seems that today is a holiday. 854 00:56:13,211 --> 00:56:16,211 - Enough. - I am impotent 855 00:56:16,419 --> 00:56:20,919 because I cannot return what today you... 856 00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:23,086 Enough. 857 00:56:23,294 --> 00:56:24,919 - But... - Enough. 858 00:56:26,502 --> 00:56:28,419 Dear sir... 859 00:56:29,544 --> 00:56:31,127 We... 860 00:56:31,502 --> 00:56:35,127 today, condescended 861 00:56:35,377 --> 00:56:39,377 to come to this poor house, 862 00:56:40,377 --> 00:56:45,794 and to you, who despite your being rich, are a poor soul. 863 00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:48,127 Take it! 864 00:56:48,377 --> 00:56:51,377 What home did I come to? 865 00:56:51,586 --> 00:56:55,419 Imbecile! Why didn't you take the prince's hat? 866 00:56:55,627 --> 00:56:57,627 You said I shouldn't move. 867 00:56:57,836 --> 00:57:00,461 What kind of home did you take me to? 868 00:57:00,669 --> 00:57:03,044 - Prince, forgive him. - Enough! 869 00:57:03,252 --> 00:57:06,669 - They fell. - He insists! 870 00:57:06,877 --> 00:57:09,752 - Does he know who we are? - Forgive him. 871 00:57:09,961 --> 00:57:11,961 - Enough! - But I... 872 00:57:12,127 --> 00:57:13,752 Silence! 873 00:57:15,127 --> 00:57:17,377 When can I speak? 874 00:57:18,211 --> 00:57:21,419 Uncle, allow him to talk to you. 875 00:57:21,627 --> 00:57:23,836 Him? To me? 876 00:57:24,044 --> 00:57:26,252 - I will grant it. - Thank you. 877 00:57:26,461 --> 00:57:31,086 Prince, I wanted to simply say 878 00:57:31,294 --> 00:57:33,294 that I am touched 879 00:57:33,502 --> 00:57:36,919 for having met this lustrous 880 00:57:37,127 --> 00:57:41,127 and illustrated family. 881 00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:44,961 How horrible! It was better if you'd kept quiet. 882 00:57:45,127 --> 00:57:46,961 Let's sit down. 883 00:57:48,419 --> 00:57:51,044 - What a home! - Sit down. 884 00:57:51,252 --> 00:57:54,252 Go get ice-cream. 885 00:57:56,044 --> 00:57:58,919 You're the father of the girl 886 00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:02,461 that my son says he loves so much? 887 00:58:02,669 --> 00:58:04,669 - Mush? - Much. 888 00:58:04,877 --> 00:58:06,877 - Much... - Exactly. 889 00:58:07,086 --> 00:58:12,711 I assure you my daughter will bring him an unspeakable love. 890 00:58:12,919 --> 00:58:16,544 - She has a real passion. - What heresy! 891 00:58:16,752 --> 00:58:20,127 When have dancers ever loved with passion? 892 00:58:20,377 --> 00:58:23,377 - Don't make me laugh. - Prince... 893 00:58:23,586 --> 00:58:28,377 Maybe you're right. Dancers have extravagant natures, 894 00:58:28,586 --> 00:58:30,336 but my daughter... 895 00:58:30,544 --> 00:58:34,752 I was somewhat against this marriage. 896 00:58:34,961 --> 00:58:36,961 - It's true. - But then, 897 00:58:37,127 --> 00:58:42,586 after seeing my son crying morning, noon, and night... 898 00:58:42,794 --> 00:58:45,211 - He always cried. - Always. 899 00:58:45,419 --> 00:58:51,294 I said to myself, "Let's please him." 900 00:58:51,502 --> 00:58:54,502 Actually, he can do as he pleases. 901 00:58:54,711 --> 00:58:57,127 He has a 600,000 Lira income. 902 00:58:57,336 --> 00:58:59,336 600,000 Lira? 903 00:58:59,544 --> 00:59:02,544 Oh, yes! 600,000 Lira. 904 00:59:02,752 --> 00:59:06,544 What are 600,000 Lira? 905 00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:08,752 Who has ever seen them? 906 00:59:08,961 --> 00:59:11,794 Who has ever seen them in cash? 907 00:59:12,002 --> 00:59:15,419 We only use checks. He knows that. 908 00:59:15,627 --> 00:59:17,377 Every check is like this. 909 00:59:19,627 --> 00:59:24,252 My brother, the prince, made out his will in his favor. 910 00:59:24,461 --> 00:59:28,711 Yes, all my millions are his. What is it to me? 911 00:59:28,919 --> 00:59:32,211 Excuse me, Prince. My daughter is your neice too. 912 00:59:32,419 --> 00:59:36,252 Dear sister, I do what I want with my millions. 913 00:59:36,461 --> 00:59:40,252 - It's not the time to talk about it. - Right. 914 00:59:40,461 --> 00:59:43,461 I was somewhat against this marriage, 915 00:59:43,669 --> 00:59:46,669 but the countess wasn't favorable either. 916 00:59:46,877 --> 00:59:50,877 - She was a bit hard at first. - It's true. 917 00:59:51,086 --> 00:59:54,877 The countess was hard many years ago. 918 00:59:55,086 --> 00:59:59,044 - Now she is soft. - Be quiet! 919 00:59:59,252 --> 01:00:03,252 I couldn't be happy becoming the relative of a dancer. 920 01:00:03,461 --> 01:00:07,294 But since Marquis Ottavio and Prince of Cassarola... 921 01:00:07,502 --> 01:00:09,502 Of Casador! 922 01:00:09,711 --> 01:00:14,711 The countess pronounces all last names incorrectly. 923 01:00:14,919 --> 01:00:16,919 Since they were favorable, 924 01:00:17,127 --> 01:00:20,586 and the girl has good principles and even better aims, 925 01:00:20,794 --> 01:00:22,544 I condescended. 926 01:00:22,752 --> 01:00:25,586 Excellency, the ice-cream is here. 927 01:00:25,794 --> 01:00:28,419 - Ice-cream. - ice-cream! 928 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:42,586 - You like ice-cream! - Why all this bother? 929 01:00:42,794 --> 01:00:44,794 We are used to eating ice-cream. 930 01:00:45,002 --> 01:00:47,669 - Always ice-cream. - Always. 931 01:00:47,877 --> 01:00:49,669 How is yours? 932 01:00:52,252 --> 01:00:55,877 I like nibbling on other people's ice-cream. 933 01:00:56,336 --> 01:00:59,461 When will you show Miss Gemma to us? 934 01:00:59,669 --> 01:01:03,877 - Yes, show us your gem. - Right away, Vincenzo. 935 01:01:04,086 --> 01:01:08,336 Go call Miss Gemma and ask her to come down. 936 01:01:10,461 --> 01:01:12,877 Luigi, Dad doesn't want to see you anymore. 937 01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:16,044 You must convince him to make peace. 938 01:01:16,252 --> 01:01:19,752 - Or what sister are you? - But Dad is right. 939 01:01:19,961 --> 01:01:23,044 You used to be content with 500 Lira. Now you took 3,000! 940 01:01:23,252 --> 01:01:25,461 Life gets more expensive. 941 01:01:25,669 --> 01:01:29,044 Ok, I'll try talking to Dad. Go, and come back tomorrow. 942 01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:32,877 How will I reach tomorrow? I must make peace right away. 943 01:01:33,086 --> 01:01:37,461 - But we have guests today. - Then go. 944 01:01:37,669 --> 01:01:41,669 I'll wait for Dad to tell him they are imposters. 945 01:01:41,877 --> 01:01:44,669 You're a blackmailer! Aren't you ashamed? 946 01:01:46,211 --> 01:01:50,294 Just kidding. Have me make peace with Dad, and I'll play along. 947 01:01:50,502 --> 01:01:53,211 Miss, the Cavaliere is waiting for you in the living room. 948 01:01:53,419 --> 01:01:57,002 I'll be right there. Hide, I'll call when I can. 949 01:01:57,211 --> 01:01:58,836 Thank you. 950 01:01:59,044 --> 01:02:01,211 Don't forget. 951 01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:07,419 Not because she's my daughter, but she's a small jewel. 952 01:02:07,627 --> 01:02:11,002 Yes, I saw her dance and she is very talented. 953 01:02:11,211 --> 01:02:16,002 I think she is better than all the dancers I saw in Paris. 954 01:02:16,211 --> 01:02:20,211 - Were you in Paris, Prince? - I know Paris better than Naples. 955 01:02:20,419 --> 01:02:24,211 Brother, how often did we go to France? 956 01:02:24,419 --> 01:02:28,419 - Here's Gemma. - Come, fortunate daughter. 957 01:02:28,627 --> 01:02:32,627 This is your noble family. 958 01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:37,002 - I am honored. - Oh, my gosh! 959 01:02:37,211 --> 01:02:38,836 Move. 960 01:02:39,044 --> 01:02:43,419 Let me look. You've got a knockout daughter-in-law! 961 01:02:43,836 --> 01:02:45,836 My niece... 962 01:02:46,044 --> 01:02:48,002 Come in your uncle's arms. 963 01:02:48,211 --> 01:02:51,419 We'll welcome you in the bosom of our family. 964 01:02:51,627 --> 01:02:55,002 - You welcome us in yours. - Stop it, Uncle! 965 01:02:55,211 --> 01:03:00,002 - I know you're being loving, but... - What do you know at your age? 966 01:03:00,211 --> 01:03:03,211 Only we know these things! 967 01:03:04,752 --> 01:03:08,419 Prince, my brother, I'd like to understand too. 968 01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:13,002 The countess is right, you can't tire yourself out. 969 01:03:13,211 --> 01:03:16,211 You had meningitis, you must remain calm. 970 01:03:16,419 --> 01:03:18,419 - Dearest... - Dear Uncle... 971 01:03:18,627 --> 01:03:23,002 I would like to... question this niece. 972 01:03:23,211 --> 01:03:26,211 I'd like information on the marriage. 973 01:03:26,419 --> 01:03:29,002 - I'll gladly give it. - Come, dear. 974 01:03:29,211 --> 01:03:31,211 Excuse me. 975 01:03:31,419 --> 01:03:34,419 - A tout à l'heure, messieurs-dames. - Excuse me. 976 01:03:37,211 --> 01:03:40,669 Your brother is so Democratic! 977 01:03:40,877 --> 01:03:45,044 My niece, this marriage is a wonderful move. 978 01:03:45,252 --> 01:03:49,044 - Prince... - Call me "Uncle". 979 01:03:49,252 --> 01:03:53,252 You are playing your part even too well! 980 01:03:53,461 --> 01:03:56,669 - You know it's make believe! - Of course. 981 01:03:56,877 --> 01:03:59,669 The uncle is make believe, but the embraces are real. 982 01:03:59,877 --> 01:04:03,252 I will let you embrace me only in the presence of my father. 983 01:04:03,461 --> 01:04:04,961 That is right. 984 01:04:05,127 --> 01:04:08,377 - Come. - Your father! 985 01:04:08,586 --> 01:04:13,336 Marquis, please, take care of the house honors. 986 01:04:13,544 --> 01:04:18,336 - I must give some orders. - I'll take care of it. 987 01:04:21,127 --> 01:04:23,127 This way, please. 988 01:04:26,669 --> 01:04:28,711 Pupella? 989 01:04:28,919 --> 01:04:30,919 - Luigino? - Pupella! 990 01:04:31,127 --> 01:04:33,086 It's not a good moment. 991 01:04:33,294 --> 01:04:37,502 - What are you doing here? - It's my home. Why are you here? 992 01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:39,919 They're pretending to be my family. 993 01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:45,627 Good! We'll have a chance of being together. 994 01:04:45,836 --> 01:04:48,627 - Young man, I am her father! - My pleasure. 995 01:04:48,836 --> 01:04:50,836 You are my father-in-law. 996 01:04:51,044 --> 01:04:53,836 You want to be Democratic, too? 997 01:04:54,044 --> 01:04:56,961 - Gemma, where are you? - Dad! 998 01:04:57,127 --> 01:05:00,127 My dear noble family... 999 01:05:00,377 --> 01:05:04,211 I thought of something, but I fear offending you. 1000 01:05:04,419 --> 01:05:08,044 Offending? Careful of what you say. 1001 01:05:08,252 --> 01:05:09,877 Let's hear it. 1002 01:05:10,086 --> 01:05:13,044 Today is the name day of my daughter, 1003 01:05:13,252 --> 01:05:18,461 and I ordered the cook to make a special meal. 1004 01:05:18,669 --> 01:05:24,044 But maybe the prince could be offended. 1005 01:05:24,252 --> 01:05:27,544 Speak, speak up! 1006 01:05:27,752 --> 01:05:30,044 - Shall I say it? - Say it. 1007 01:05:30,252 --> 01:05:32,252 And don't change your mind! 1008 01:05:32,461 --> 01:05:38,461 Prince, it would be a great honor to have you... 1009 01:05:38,669 --> 01:05:40,461 - Have us...? - Have us...? 1010 01:05:40,669 --> 01:05:42,877 - Speak. - Have you remain for lunch. 1011 01:05:43,669 --> 01:05:46,669 What an offense! What an offense! 1012 01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:50,044 - We are not used to... - To eating. 1013 01:05:50,252 --> 01:05:55,252 To eating with people who are not on our level. 1014 01:05:55,461 --> 01:05:58,252 - Patience. - We must not give up. 1015 01:05:58,461 --> 01:06:00,461 One must insist. 1016 01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:04,252 - Even we nobles have a stomach. - A heart. 1017 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:06,461 - A heart in our stomach. - Next to it. 1018 01:06:06,669 --> 01:06:10,461 - To the left. When you go out... - Alright. 1019 01:06:10,669 --> 01:06:14,669 Countess, what do you think? 1020 01:06:14,877 --> 01:06:17,794 - If it's to please you... - And you, Prince? 1021 01:06:18,002 --> 01:06:19,586 We accept. 1022 01:06:20,919 --> 01:06:23,294 - We accept! - Prince... 1023 01:06:23,502 --> 01:06:26,461 I shall be grateful all my life. 1024 01:06:27,086 --> 01:06:30,877 Does it really please you if we have lunch with you? 1025 01:06:31,086 --> 01:06:32,669 Immensely. 1026 01:06:32,877 --> 01:06:36,044 So, to make you happy, we'll even stay tomorrow. 1027 01:06:36,252 --> 01:06:38,669 - Even the day after tomorrow? - Even a week? 1028 01:06:38,877 --> 01:06:41,669 - Even two weeks? - Gosh! 1029 01:06:42,127 --> 01:06:44,127 - Even a month? - Even six months. 1030 01:06:44,336 --> 01:06:46,127 - One year? - Two years. 1031 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:48,336 Two years... 1032 01:06:48,544 --> 01:06:51,544 - We have agreed. - Thank you. 1033 01:06:51,752 --> 01:06:53,544 Vincenzo! 1034 01:06:53,752 --> 01:06:57,336 I could blind one of your eyes. We were doing well... 1035 01:06:57,544 --> 01:07:01,127 and you stopped at two years. We are still young. 1036 01:07:01,336 --> 01:07:04,127 Thank you, dear Prince. 1037 01:07:04,336 --> 01:07:08,961 How fortunate for me to have these four nobles 1038 01:07:09,127 --> 01:07:11,752 in my home for two years. 1039 01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:14,544 - The two years can be renewed. - As you wish. 1040 01:07:14,752 --> 01:07:17,961 - I have the option. - Prince, how fortunate! 1041 01:07:18,127 --> 01:07:23,752 I'll give instructions. Who would've imagined so much good fortune. 1042 01:07:23,961 --> 01:07:25,961 You're telling me! 1043 01:07:26,127 --> 01:07:28,336 How lovely! 1044 01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:31,544 Eating every day for two years. 1045 01:07:31,752 --> 01:07:35,127 And above all, being away from Luisella. 1046 01:07:36,044 --> 01:07:38,836 - Be careful. - What are you afraid of? 1047 01:07:39,044 --> 01:07:43,211 I'll only wear it 2 hours, and will return it this evening. Bye. 1048 01:07:43,419 --> 01:07:47,002 If my lady finds out, I'll be in trouble. 1049 01:07:47,211 --> 01:07:50,627 Don't worry, you'll have it back this evening. Goodbye, thanks. 1050 01:07:52,211 --> 01:07:55,836 - Where is the prince? - I am here. 1051 01:07:57,627 --> 01:07:59,044 Prince... 1052 01:08:00,752 --> 01:08:03,336 Prince, your finger. 1053 01:08:06,794 --> 01:08:08,419 Gosh! 1054 01:08:14,711 --> 01:08:16,294 A mistake. 1055 01:08:16,502 --> 01:08:18,502 Why are you in the kitchen? 1056 01:08:18,711 --> 01:08:23,794 Unfortunately, for two years this will be my combat site. 1057 01:08:24,002 --> 01:08:26,377 - We can go. - Where? 1058 01:08:26,586 --> 01:08:29,211 To the theater to applaud my daughter. 1059 01:08:29,794 --> 01:08:33,586 When we return home, we'll sit at the table. 1060 01:08:33,794 --> 01:08:37,961 - It's early now. - My uncle can't come. 1061 01:08:38,127 --> 01:08:41,794 His wife, the Princess of Casador, is very ill. 1062 01:08:42,002 --> 01:08:44,961 - It wouldn't be polite. - Right, you go. 1063 01:08:45,127 --> 01:08:48,127 I will keep the prince company and organize everything. 1064 01:08:48,377 --> 01:08:50,502 - Goodbye. - Yes, organize. 1065 01:08:50,711 --> 01:08:54,002 I like organization. I am a man of order. 1066 01:09:42,627 --> 01:09:45,627 Magnificent! What a lovely home! 1067 01:09:46,836 --> 01:09:50,336 It is evident that I was born to be a lord. 1068 01:09:52,211 --> 01:09:57,419 One rings... a servant comes, and one orders. 1069 01:09:57,627 --> 01:10:00,211 - I order. - Yes, Excellency? 1070 01:10:00,419 --> 01:10:02,419 My wife! 1071 01:10:03,627 --> 01:10:07,002 Don't fret. Miss Gemma told me everything. 1072 01:10:07,211 --> 01:10:10,211 - You can trust me. - Can I trust you? 1073 01:10:10,419 --> 01:10:12,044 - Yes. - Are you sure? 1074 01:10:12,252 --> 01:10:14,002 - Sure. - I trust you. 1075 01:10:14,211 --> 01:10:15,836 Alright. 1076 01:10:17,586 --> 01:10:20,419 Felice! Shame! It's you! 1077 01:10:20,627 --> 01:10:23,211 You said I could trust you. 1078 01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:26,419 You have come to this? You deceive people? 1079 01:10:26,627 --> 01:10:29,044 Finally I have caught you! 1080 01:10:29,419 --> 01:10:32,627 Don't holler. If he hears, we're ruined. 1081 01:10:32,836 --> 01:10:35,211 You're a man without a heart. 1082 01:10:35,419 --> 01:10:40,836 Six years without caring if your poor wife was dead or alive. 1083 01:10:41,044 --> 01:10:44,794 Six years without having me see my poor child. 1084 01:10:45,002 --> 01:10:47,002 My son, Peppeniello. 1085 01:10:47,211 --> 01:10:49,627 - Where is Peppeniello? - Don't holler! 1086 01:10:49,836 --> 01:10:52,419 - I have a two year contract. - You're right. 1087 01:10:52,627 --> 01:10:56,627 I can't holler and say who you are, 1088 01:10:56,836 --> 01:11:00,961 because I would hurt Miss Gemma. - Right, you'd hurt her. 1089 01:11:01,127 --> 01:11:03,794 - You see this? - Don't joke. 1090 01:11:04,002 --> 01:11:07,002 I'll kill you if you don't tell me where my son is. 1091 01:11:07,211 --> 01:11:10,836 - Don't play with weapons. - Where is my child? 1092 01:11:11,044 --> 01:11:13,627 Enough, darn it! 1093 01:11:14,836 --> 01:11:18,627 - I am the Prince of Casador! - You can be whoever you want. 1094 01:11:18,836 --> 01:11:20,836 - I want my son. - I am the prince. 1095 01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:24,002 - Who cares? I want my son. - I don't know you. Enough. 1096 01:11:24,211 --> 01:11:28,127 Be quiet or I'll call the servant and have you kicked out. 1097 01:11:29,419 --> 01:11:31,919 - Yes, Excellency? - What is he doing here? 1098 01:11:32,127 --> 01:11:34,836 - Who is this child? - Our son, Peppeniello. 1099 01:11:35,044 --> 01:11:37,336 My son! Peppeniello! 1100 01:11:37,544 --> 01:11:41,086 You've become so handsome. Give me a kiss. 1101 01:11:41,294 --> 01:11:43,294 - Who are you? - I am your mother. 1102 01:11:43,502 --> 01:11:46,294 - Your real mother. - What is going on? 1103 01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:49,502 My son! Vincenzo, this is my son. 1104 01:11:49,711 --> 01:11:51,711 I haven't seen him in 6 years. 1105 01:11:51,919 --> 01:11:55,669 - Why are you in this house? - Vincenzo is my father. 1106 01:11:57,252 --> 01:11:59,669 My son, tell me everything. 1107 01:11:59,877 --> 01:12:01,294 Come. 1108 01:12:02,502 --> 01:12:06,419 Prince, excuse me. That boy is my son. 1109 01:12:07,919 --> 01:12:10,627 - Your son? - Yes. 1110 01:14:55,669 --> 01:14:59,877 They are about to come, have me make a good impression. 1111 01:15:00,086 --> 01:15:02,877 We'll put the prince here. Where is he? 1112 01:15:03,086 --> 01:15:07,086 - Sleeping in a living room armchair. - He is a heavy sleeper. 1113 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:10,669 I squirted water in his face but he didn't wake up. 1114 01:15:10,877 --> 01:15:14,461 You squirted water in the prince's face? Are you crazy? 1115 01:15:14,669 --> 01:15:19,044 Vincenzo, I entrust you, I don't trust this idiot. 1116 01:15:19,252 --> 01:15:24,044 At the end of the meal, I'll make a toast. What do you say? 1117 01:15:24,252 --> 01:15:26,752 - I'd say yes. - What could I say? 1118 01:15:26,961 --> 01:15:29,461 What you said at the marriage. 1119 01:15:29,669 --> 01:15:33,086 No. Something more noble is needed. 1120 01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:35,544 I know. 1121 01:15:35,752 --> 01:15:39,961 "I toast to the happiness of this lovely nobility." 1122 01:15:40,127 --> 01:15:43,961 - Bravo! - Bravo, Dad! 1123 01:15:44,127 --> 01:15:47,377 - Bravo, Dad. - Bravo. 1124 01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:50,377 The poor man did a fair job. 1125 01:15:50,586 --> 01:15:53,127 If he had been closer to me... 1126 01:15:53,377 --> 01:15:56,586 Noble friends, let's go in the living room for coffee. 1127 01:15:56,794 --> 01:15:58,794 - I'd love to. - Let's go. 1128 01:15:59,002 --> 01:16:02,002 Come... 1129 01:16:03,877 --> 01:16:06,502 Prince, you're not coming in the living room? 1130 01:16:06,711 --> 01:16:10,127 No. The proverb says, "One doesn't age at the table". 1131 01:16:10,377 --> 01:16:13,377 As you wish. Excuse me. 1132 01:16:32,211 --> 01:16:34,419 Young man... 1133 01:16:34,627 --> 01:16:36,627 Where is Bettina's bedroom? 1134 01:16:36,836 --> 01:16:39,627 Near Vincenzo's. 1135 01:16:39,836 --> 01:16:43,836 Laugh again in my face... Go on. 1136 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:51,211 Madam, let me justify myself and then do as you wish. 1137 01:16:51,419 --> 01:16:54,419 We'll speak tomorrow, when you've digested the champagne. 1138 01:16:54,627 --> 01:16:57,627 The champagne? I didn't eat or drink. 1139 01:16:57,836 --> 01:17:01,836 - Doesn't look like it. - I cried during the whole meal. 1140 01:17:02,044 --> 01:17:05,627 The tears fell in my plate. I drank a broth of tears. 1141 01:17:05,836 --> 01:17:08,211 Imposter, liar. 1142 01:17:08,419 --> 01:17:11,836 You are right, Bettina. I made a mistake. 1143 01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:17,002 If you hadn't made a scene when you found out about Luisella... 1144 01:17:17,211 --> 01:17:19,211 Was I to compliment you? 1145 01:17:20,419 --> 01:17:23,211 No, but after being so mortified, 1146 01:17:23,419 --> 01:17:25,836 I decided not to see you again. 1147 01:17:26,044 --> 01:17:28,836 When you had our son called... 1148 01:17:29,044 --> 01:17:31,002 What am I saying? 1149 01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:33,211 Your son. 1150 01:17:33,419 --> 01:17:37,836 The boy spoke. He said, "Vincenzo is my father." 1151 01:17:38,044 --> 01:17:42,127 I didn't give him to you because I thought it was the only way 1152 01:17:42,377 --> 01:17:44,877 for us to make peace one day. 1153 01:17:45,086 --> 01:17:49,461 Great excuse! Meanwhile, the poor boy has no shirt. 1154 01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:54,669 How can a father send a boy out without a shirt? 1155 01:17:54,877 --> 01:17:57,044 It's true. 1156 01:17:57,252 --> 01:18:00,877 What would you say, if the father of the boy without a shirt 1157 01:18:01,086 --> 01:18:03,461 didn't have one, either? 1158 01:18:03,669 --> 01:18:06,669 - Oh, wonderful! - Disgusting! 1159 01:18:06,877 --> 01:18:09,877 How can Vincenzo be my son's father? 1160 01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:13,877 To have him hired, Vincenzo said he was his son, 1161 01:18:14,086 --> 01:18:17,461 and told him to tell everyone he was his father. 1162 01:18:17,669 --> 01:18:19,669 - Is that possible? - That is so. 1163 01:18:19,877 --> 01:18:22,877 If so, if you told the truth... 1164 01:18:23,086 --> 01:18:24,877 My Bettina... 1165 01:18:25,086 --> 01:18:28,502 Forgive me. Forgive me. 1166 01:18:28,711 --> 01:18:30,377 - Prince... - Who is it? 1167 01:18:30,586 --> 01:18:33,211 - Me, Vincenzo. - Who? 1168 01:18:33,419 --> 01:18:36,419 - Vincenzo, the servant. - I wanted you. Where are you? 1169 01:18:36,627 --> 01:18:38,836 Behind you, Prince. 1170 01:18:39,044 --> 01:18:41,877 I was ordered to bring you coffee. 1171 01:18:42,086 --> 01:18:45,669 I wanted you, to tell you I didn't want coffee. 1172 01:18:45,877 --> 01:18:47,877 As you wish. 1173 01:18:48,086 --> 01:18:50,877 Vincenzo, please. 1174 01:18:51,086 --> 01:18:55,044 Will you explain to the Prince why Peppeniello calls you "Dad"? 1175 01:18:55,252 --> 01:18:58,877 It is just a noble's curiosity. 1176 01:18:59,086 --> 01:19:03,461 I will tell you, but Don Gaetano must not know. 1177 01:19:03,669 --> 01:19:06,461 - Silence. - You realize... 1178 01:19:06,669 --> 01:19:09,877 Since the boy was in the middle of a street, 1179 01:19:10,086 --> 01:19:12,044 to have him hired at their service, 1180 01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:15,252 I told Don Gaetano he was my son. 1181 01:19:16,086 --> 01:19:19,711 I'd like the satisfaction of meeting the father. 1182 01:19:19,919 --> 01:19:21,919 Sure, meeting the father... 1183 01:19:22,127 --> 01:19:26,086 To say to him, "You ugly scoundrel". 1184 01:19:26,294 --> 01:19:28,294 - To his father? - Yes. 1185 01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:32,502 "With what courage did you abandon a child in the street?" 1186 01:19:32,919 --> 01:19:34,919 "You are a scoundrel!" 1187 01:19:35,127 --> 01:19:37,086 - To the father? - To the father. 1188 01:19:37,294 --> 01:19:41,502 Prince, I assure you I'd have the strength to bust his head. 1189 01:19:43,127 --> 01:19:45,836 - The father's? - Yes, his. 1190 01:19:46,044 --> 01:19:49,002 Did the Prince think you were my wife? 1191 01:19:49,211 --> 01:19:52,002 - More or less. - No, Prince. 1192 01:19:52,211 --> 01:19:55,211 There's nothing between Bettina and me, we are good friends. 1193 01:19:55,419 --> 01:19:59,044 Bettina is an honest and hard working girl. 1194 01:20:01,044 --> 01:20:03,002 But not her husband. 1195 01:20:03,211 --> 01:20:06,419 Her husband is a delinquent scoundrel. 1196 01:20:07,211 --> 01:20:09,836 - Her husband? - Yes. 1197 01:20:10,419 --> 01:20:14,419 - Excuse me, Prince. - Please. 1198 01:20:15,836 --> 01:20:19,461 My Bettina, forgive me. I swear I won't make you angry anymore. 1199 01:20:20,211 --> 01:20:23,836 - We'll see. - Bettina. 1200 01:20:24,044 --> 01:20:27,002 I want to see Peppeniello. 1201 01:20:27,211 --> 01:20:29,211 No, he is sleeping. 1202 01:20:29,419 --> 01:20:32,252 If he wakes up and sees you with that moustache, he'll be scared. 1203 01:20:32,461 --> 01:20:36,211 I won't wake him. I'll softly give him a kiss. 1204 01:20:36,502 --> 01:20:38,294 Alright, let's go. 1205 01:20:38,502 --> 01:20:42,127 The prince was kneeling before Bettina saying, 1206 01:20:42,336 --> 01:20:45,877 "My Bettina, if you told the truth..." 1207 01:20:46,086 --> 01:20:48,086 - What truth? - I don't know. 1208 01:20:48,294 --> 01:20:50,419 Maybe he thought that between Bettina and him... 1209 01:20:50,627 --> 01:20:54,419 - But she said no. - A mess! The prince is married. 1210 01:20:54,627 --> 01:20:58,294 Bettina is married too, and has a son. 1211 01:20:58,502 --> 01:21:01,294 - Peppeniello. - That boy? 1212 01:21:01,502 --> 01:21:05,086 - Isn't he your son? - Yes, he is. 1213 01:21:05,294 --> 01:21:08,086 But the father is Bettina's husband. 1214 01:21:08,294 --> 01:21:10,294 I don't understand a thing. 1215 01:21:19,461 --> 01:21:22,294 What a mess! I was so happy today. 1216 01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:26,127 My daughter's engagement, I made peace with my son. 1217 01:21:26,336 --> 01:21:29,336 By the way, did you see that all during lunch, 1218 01:21:29,544 --> 01:21:32,711 Luigino spoke softly to the young countess? 1219 01:21:32,919 --> 01:21:35,919 Good thing nobody noticed. 1220 01:21:36,877 --> 01:21:38,877 Dad, why did you leave us alone? 1221 01:21:39,086 --> 01:21:41,044 It is not the same without you. 1222 01:21:41,252 --> 01:21:43,252 Where did my brother goeth? 1223 01:21:43,461 --> 01:21:45,461 - What? - Where did he goeth? 1224 01:21:45,669 --> 01:21:47,669 - Where is he? - Dad... 1225 01:21:47,877 --> 01:21:51,877 I'm taking the countess in the garden, if I may. 1226 01:21:52,086 --> 01:21:54,877 No, you may not. 1227 01:21:55,086 --> 01:21:58,877 We'll all go to the garden later, right, Marquis? 1228 01:21:59,086 --> 01:22:02,461 Excellency, the Princess of Casador. 1229 01:22:02,669 --> 01:22:04,669 Your sister-in-law! 1230 01:22:05,586 --> 01:22:09,752 She is very sick! Something serious must have happened. 1231 01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:16,711 Marquis, take your clothes back, because they'll beat us here. 1232 01:22:16,919 --> 01:22:19,711 - There must be a misunderstanding. - Pasquale, what will happen? 1233 01:22:19,919 --> 01:22:22,711 Princess, easy, easy. 1234 01:22:23,294 --> 01:22:25,294 Thank you. 1235 01:22:28,127 --> 01:22:31,586 - Luigino, a chair, hurry. - She is Don Felice's wife. 1236 01:22:31,794 --> 01:22:33,877 - It's Luisella! - Luisella... 1237 01:22:34,086 --> 01:22:37,461 - Easy... - Thank you. 1238 01:22:37,669 --> 01:22:39,669 Thank you, sir. 1239 01:22:39,877 --> 01:22:43,669 - You are very kind. - Sit down, Princess. 1240 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:49,127 Easy, easy... Easy! 1241 01:22:55,211 --> 01:22:56,919 - Is she dead? - I wish! 1242 01:22:58,794 --> 01:23:02,669 Why did you leave home at this hour, and so ill? 1243 01:23:02,877 --> 01:23:06,252 I know, I shouldn't have left home. 1244 01:23:06,461 --> 01:23:11,461 But I was alone, abandoned by everyone, 1245 01:23:11,669 --> 01:23:15,044 and said to myself, "Since I must die, 1246 01:23:15,252 --> 01:23:18,877 I want to die with my beloved relatives." 1247 01:23:19,086 --> 01:23:21,919 Then hurry, try to be quick! 1248 01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:25,086 I know you don't care much about me, 1249 01:23:25,294 --> 01:23:28,294 and can't wait for my death, 1250 01:23:28,502 --> 01:23:32,502 but there's a saying, "Desired death never comes." 1251 01:23:32,711 --> 01:23:36,294 If you had any affection for me, you'd have said, 1252 01:23:36,502 --> 01:23:40,294 "Poor Princess, what is she doing alone at home?" 1253 01:23:40,502 --> 01:23:43,919 "We are having fun, drinking, eating, 1254 01:23:44,127 --> 01:23:47,086 and she is fasting." - Fasting? 1255 01:23:47,294 --> 01:23:50,294 The doctor ordered that she shouldn't eat. 1256 01:23:50,502 --> 01:23:55,086 He had, but now I feel better, 1257 01:23:55,294 --> 01:23:59,711 and today I ate 2 hard boiled eggs and some bread, 1258 01:23:59,919 --> 01:24:03,502 to have the strength to come here 1259 01:24:03,711 --> 01:24:05,711 and see the lovely bride, 1260 01:24:05,919 --> 01:24:09,294 and because I need to speak to the prince. 1261 01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:13,502 By the way, where is the prince? 1262 01:24:13,711 --> 01:24:15,377 He must be in the garden. 1263 01:24:15,586 --> 01:24:18,377 - Then let's go in the garden. - Let's go. 1264 01:24:18,586 --> 01:24:20,377 Easy... 1265 01:24:20,586 --> 01:24:23,211 What an actress! She covered herself with flour. 1266 01:24:23,419 --> 01:24:27,627 Easy, don't pull me. I am very weak. 1267 01:24:27,836 --> 01:24:30,836 Of course, I am sick, 1268 01:24:31,044 --> 01:24:33,627 and my legs are shaking. 1269 01:24:33,836 --> 01:24:37,627 At this hour, I always have a cough, 1270 01:24:37,836 --> 01:24:40,836 I breathe with difficulty, have convulsions... 1271 01:24:41,044 --> 01:24:44,836 And I only feel better when I see the prince. 1272 01:24:45,044 --> 01:24:47,836 Let me see the prince and I will feel better. 1273 01:24:48,044 --> 01:24:50,627 - Let's go. - Let's go see the prince. 1274 01:24:50,836 --> 01:24:53,002 - Let's go. - I want to see the prince. 1275 01:24:53,211 --> 01:24:55,836 - Go on! - Let's go to the prince. 1276 01:25:00,252 --> 01:25:04,252 - Too many relatives. What'll happen? - Let's hope for the best. 1277 01:25:15,294 --> 01:25:17,127 My son is so lovely! 1278 01:25:17,752 --> 01:25:22,544 His son? Who the hell's son is Peppeniello? 1279 01:25:22,752 --> 01:25:25,252 Ours. A bit of everyone's. 1280 01:25:25,961 --> 01:25:29,127 You think the prince will mind if we call him? 1281 01:25:33,794 --> 01:25:36,794 Miss, Mr. Bebé is here. 1282 01:25:37,377 --> 01:25:40,377 - You say it with that face? - The usual suitor? 1283 01:25:40,586 --> 01:25:42,961 - Yes. - I'll go receive him. 1284 01:25:43,127 --> 01:25:45,586 - Eugenio... - I am curious to meet him. 1285 01:25:45,794 --> 01:25:47,377 Give me a kiss. 1286 01:25:48,586 --> 01:25:50,377 What a shame! 1287 01:25:53,377 --> 01:25:55,794 - Mr. Bebé. - Eugenio! 1288 01:25:56,002 --> 01:25:58,586 Dad! What are you doing here? 1289 01:25:58,794 --> 01:26:03,961 I'm your father and want to see what you're doing here. 1290 01:26:04,127 --> 01:26:06,586 And so you are Mr. Bebé! 1291 01:26:06,794 --> 01:26:09,794 You forbid me to marry a dancer, 1292 01:26:10,002 --> 01:26:13,377 but then you are her most assiduous suitor. 1293 01:26:15,127 --> 01:26:17,377 I repeat that I am your father! 1294 01:26:17,586 --> 01:26:20,336 And I don't want you to investigate on my life. 1295 01:26:20,544 --> 01:26:23,127 Naturally. But we must see 1296 01:26:23,377 --> 01:26:26,586 what my aunt, Princess of Casador, thinks about it. 1297 01:26:27,127 --> 01:26:29,377 - You would never... - I will. 1298 01:26:29,586 --> 01:26:31,586 You will not. 1299 01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:36,586 If you want to marry Gemma, I've nothing against it. 1300 01:26:36,794 --> 01:26:38,794 I want your consent. 1301 01:26:39,002 --> 01:26:41,377 I will never give it to you! 1302 01:26:41,586 --> 01:26:45,127 Then I will go visit Princess of Casador. 1303 01:26:45,377 --> 01:26:48,002 Just a moment. Wait! 1304 01:26:49,586 --> 01:26:52,794 Let's reach an agreement and an understanding. 1305 01:26:53,002 --> 01:26:57,002 Marquis, your father wants you. 1306 01:26:59,086 --> 01:27:01,086 I want you? 1307 01:27:01,294 --> 01:27:04,794 I'll explain everything. Gemma's father... 1308 01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:08,586 Prince, forgive me if I disturbed you, 1309 01:27:08,794 --> 01:27:10,794 but she wants to talk to you. 1310 01:27:11,002 --> 01:27:13,377 - Your daughter? - No, your wife. 1311 01:27:13,586 --> 01:27:15,961 - What wife? - The princess. 1312 01:27:16,127 --> 01:27:17,794 The princess! 1313 01:27:18,002 --> 01:27:19,961 - The princess? - The princess. 1314 01:27:20,127 --> 01:27:23,127 - I'm going back to Bettina. - No, poor thing, she's so ill. 1315 01:27:23,377 --> 01:27:26,377 That's the reason, I'm afraid it's contagious. 1316 01:27:26,586 --> 01:27:28,752 Send her away. 1317 01:27:28,961 --> 01:27:33,044 If she dies here, it's trouble. And you can't even play the lottery. 1318 01:27:33,252 --> 01:27:35,669 "Dead princess" is 92. 1319 01:27:35,877 --> 01:27:38,044 Get her out of here! 1320 01:27:38,252 --> 01:27:42,252 Prince, finally I find you. 1321 01:27:42,461 --> 01:27:45,836 I've many things to tell you, my beloved spouse. 1322 01:27:46,044 --> 01:27:49,627 Embrace me, and you tell me something, too. 1323 01:27:49,836 --> 01:27:53,836 Dear wife, you got out of your bed, so ill? 1324 01:27:54,044 --> 01:27:56,419 You could have died. 1325 01:27:56,627 --> 01:28:01,627 She could die any minute, but she hasn't. 1326 01:28:01,836 --> 01:28:05,419 Brother, what do you say about this unexpected visit? 1327 01:28:05,627 --> 01:28:09,002 - It pleased us very much. - We are all surprised. 1328 01:28:09,211 --> 01:28:14,002 Excuse me, you nobles must speak of personal things. 1329 01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:18,627 - If I may, I will leave. - Please. 1330 01:28:18,836 --> 01:28:22,836 If I may... You nobles must speak, I'll leave too. 1331 01:28:23,044 --> 01:28:25,877 No! Not you. 1332 01:28:26,086 --> 01:28:30,002 Go ahead. I want to be alone with my husband, the prince. 1333 01:28:30,211 --> 01:28:33,211 My respect, Princess. 1334 01:28:37,127 --> 01:28:40,127 It so seems my visit did not please you. 1335 01:28:41,461 --> 01:28:44,086 Luisella, you shouldn't have come here. 1336 01:28:44,294 --> 01:28:48,294 We are not here to have fun, but to work and earn our soup. 1337 01:28:48,502 --> 01:28:52,711 - I want soup too. - It's finished. 1338 01:28:52,919 --> 01:28:57,294 Don't scream, or they'll see who we really are. Silence! 1339 01:28:57,502 --> 01:29:00,919 - I won't be silent! - Don't scream! 1340 01:29:01,127 --> 01:29:04,127 I don't want to see you again. I can't stand it. 1341 01:29:04,336 --> 01:29:08,086 - I am leaving you. - Good girl! Hear that? 1342 01:29:08,294 --> 01:29:12,711 Very good! You are witnesses. She is leaving me. 1343 01:29:12,919 --> 01:29:15,919 They are eye witnesses. Aren't they? 1344 01:29:16,127 --> 01:29:17,919 - Yes. - Eye witnesses. 1345 01:29:18,127 --> 01:29:22,294 I'm going, but first you must get my things back. 1346 01:29:22,919 --> 01:29:25,294 - How much is the pawn money? - 247 Lira. 1347 01:29:25,502 --> 01:29:27,919 So much fuss over 247 Lira? 1348 01:29:28,127 --> 01:29:31,294 - 247 Lira. Give it to me. - You owe me. 1349 01:29:31,502 --> 01:29:35,294 What? Can't I find anyone who'll give me 247 Lira 1350 01:29:35,502 --> 01:29:38,127 not to see her again? - I'll give it to you. 1351 01:29:38,377 --> 01:29:41,002 - Bettina! - Your wife! 1352 01:29:48,544 --> 01:29:50,752 You sound like cats on a roof! 1353 01:29:51,794 --> 01:29:56,794 You are here! Everything is clear and alright now. 1354 01:29:57,002 --> 01:30:01,377 So you'll give me 247 Lira. 1355 01:30:01,586 --> 01:30:05,586 Because for you, 247 Lira is nothing. 1356 01:30:05,794 --> 01:30:10,377 It's nothing because I earn it with my work! 1357 01:30:10,586 --> 01:30:15,252 Luisella, leave peacefully, or you'll be forced to leave. 1358 01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:18,002 Forced to leave? 1359 01:30:18,211 --> 01:30:21,002 - Me, forced to leave? - Yes. 1360 01:30:21,211 --> 01:30:24,419 - Did you hear her? - She is his wife! 1361 01:30:24,627 --> 01:30:29,002 She should take it on her husband who does these swindles. 1362 01:30:29,211 --> 01:30:32,627 No, on you, because you're living with a married man. 1363 01:30:32,836 --> 01:30:34,836 - She's right. - She's right. 1364 01:30:37,294 --> 01:30:40,127 - You cableway without electricity! - To me? 1365 01:30:40,377 --> 01:30:43,377 - My wife has electricity! - Be quiet! 1366 01:30:51,127 --> 01:30:54,002 - Stop! - Easy... 1367 01:30:55,252 --> 01:30:56,877 Easy! 1368 01:30:57,086 --> 01:31:01,544 Noble people... Countess... Princess... 1369 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:08,211 Prince! You lost one of your whiskers. 1370 01:31:08,419 --> 01:31:10,419 Me? Oh, no! 1371 01:31:10,627 --> 01:31:12,627 Darn, it's true! 1372 01:31:12,836 --> 01:31:14,836 Who took it? 1373 01:31:15,044 --> 01:31:18,044 Don't bother with it, it's a blood reaction. 1374 01:31:18,252 --> 01:31:22,252 In arguments, some lose their calm, others their patience, 1375 01:31:22,461 --> 01:31:25,461 I lose my hair. This time, I lost a whisker. 1376 01:31:25,669 --> 01:31:28,086 The blood reaction pulled my whisker. 1377 01:31:28,294 --> 01:31:32,711 - Marquis, Countess, Princess... - What countess? What prince? 1378 01:31:32,919 --> 01:31:36,711 Can't you see they are four starving swindlers? 1379 01:31:36,919 --> 01:31:39,752 He is Don Felice Sciosciammocca, the scribe, 1380 01:31:39,961 --> 01:31:41,961 and he is Don Pasquale, the photographer. 1381 01:31:42,127 --> 01:31:45,586 - But Princess... - What princess? 1382 01:31:45,794 --> 01:31:51,211 Didn't you understand a thing? You're a hard-head! 1383 01:31:51,419 --> 01:31:54,419 I am leaving now. 1384 01:31:54,627 --> 01:31:58,627 But tomorrow, bring me the 247 Lira, 1385 01:31:58,836 --> 01:32:03,252 or I'll come hit you over the face with a rod. 1386 01:32:03,461 --> 01:32:06,461 Way to go, you four swindlers! 1387 01:32:06,669 --> 01:32:09,252 The prince, the marquis... 1388 01:32:09,461 --> 01:32:13,086 the countess, the young countess... 1389 01:32:13,919 --> 01:32:16,336 To hell with all of you! 1390 01:32:16,669 --> 01:32:18,127 Get out of my way! 1391 01:32:18,336 --> 01:32:21,502 Despite what she says, I am a gentleman. 1392 01:32:21,711 --> 01:32:25,336 - Marquis, what is this deceit? - Yes, Don Gaetano, forgive me. 1393 01:32:25,544 --> 01:32:29,377 I schemed this strategy because I love your daughter. 1394 01:32:29,586 --> 01:32:32,377 - Dad, forgive us. - I am ready to marry her now. 1395 01:32:32,586 --> 01:32:35,336 - I have my father's approval. - You? 1396 01:32:37,044 --> 01:32:40,044 - Why'd you say your name was Bebé? - It's easy. 1397 01:32:40,252 --> 01:32:43,461 I came into this home incognito to get to know 1398 01:32:43,669 --> 01:32:46,919 Gemma's personality, and see if she was worthy of my son. 1399 01:32:47,127 --> 01:32:50,127 - Yes, Dad, I knew. - Then what can I say? 1400 01:32:50,336 --> 01:32:52,919 Get married. And may Heaven bless you. 1401 01:32:53,794 --> 01:32:56,252 Dad, will you bless us too? 1402 01:32:56,461 --> 01:32:57,877 What? 1403 01:32:58,086 --> 01:33:00,794 - Yes, Dad, bless them too. - Why should I? 1404 01:33:01,002 --> 01:33:03,961 - Because I care for them. - My beauty... 1405 01:33:04,127 --> 01:33:08,877 Since you are blessing, please bless us too. 1406 01:33:09,086 --> 01:33:12,086 - Bettina is already married. - Yes, with me. 1407 01:33:12,294 --> 01:33:15,002 With you? Who is the father of the boy? 1408 01:33:15,211 --> 01:33:17,627 - Peppeniello is my son. - He is our son. 1409 01:33:17,836 --> 01:33:19,836 What a nerve! 1410 01:33:20,752 --> 01:33:23,127 I want to see if he remembers. 1411 01:33:27,794 --> 01:33:29,419 Here I am. 1412 01:33:30,002 --> 01:33:32,002 Yes, Excellency? 1413 01:33:32,211 --> 01:33:34,836 Who is your father? 1414 01:33:35,044 --> 01:33:37,044 Vincenzo is my father. 1415 01:33:37,252 --> 01:33:40,252 - And who is he? - Dad! 1416 01:33:40,669 --> 01:33:43,836 Yes, I'm your father and have had a lot of trouble, 1417 01:33:44,044 --> 01:33:46,877 with real misery and false nobility. 1418 01:33:47,086 --> 01:33:50,294 Too bad! I had gotten used to the nobleman's life. 1419 01:33:54,127 --> 01:33:56,377 - How distracted! - Pasquale... 1420 01:33:57,127 --> 01:33:58,794 Excuse him. 1421 01:34:01,127 --> 01:34:04,794 I'll return to misery, but won't complain. 1422 01:34:05,002 --> 01:34:09,419 It's enough to know that the audience is happy.